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    Blah This has got to top them all!

    Biker Camaradarie is a term we hear all the time. Bikers supporting bikers, helping them out. We look after our own. Today I was party to this special experience in a weird and wacky way

    Stopped in at Caltex - Fanshaw St to fuel up on our way to Mission Bay. I wander in to pay for the gas. There was another biker at the pumps alongside that I had already nodded at (as you do) standing at the counter to pay for his gas. Out of the corner of my eye I can see there is a problem. Prentending there is nothing going on I simply go to pay for my purchases. Then I hear a voice asking "excuse me, can I borrow your hand?"

    Never been asked that before to be fair. This guy could not reach around ( sorry) to the back pocket of his pants (where his wallet was) while wearing his root (Rain Suit for the uninitiated). He wanted me to help him extract it. Of course I can do that. So, I extracted his wallet for him.

    Not everyday you get to grope a complete strangers bum at a petrol station afterall

    The looks on the cashiers faces, and the poorly disguised laughter was a sight to behold.

    I did talk to him at Mission Bay. Nice to meet you!




    Nice buns too btw

    So helping other bikers, what can you share?
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    Nonono,

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    I'm sure he was very grateful - but are you sure the laughter wasn't because he had already paid

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Pics...or it never happened!
    Trust you...smart bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Mom.. You naughty girl!! You meant to get his wallet, Not grope his ass cheeks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Mom.. You naughty girl!! You meant to get his wallet, Not grope his ass cheeks
    I needed two hands okay That sucker was not going to come out on its own
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I needed two hands okay That sucker was not going to come out on its own
    The wallet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I needed two hands okay That sucker was not going to come out on its own
    Hi Mom, There seems to be a peculiar bottom groping theme going on with our mission bay experience today. With TOTO's post involving a tactile derriere.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...3&d=1258849077
    Its knackered!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reemit View Post
    Hi Mom, There seems to be a peculiar bottom groping theme going on with our mission bay experience today. With TOTO's post involving a tactile derriere.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...3&d=1258849077
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Nothing at all there to surprise me Mom...I know ya dont need much of an excuse for a good grope


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I needed two hands okay That sucker was not going to come out on its own
    Was that to get the big fat wallet outta his ONE pocket? Or you needed to stick both hands down his trousers to feel which pocket the wallet was in?

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    I helped a dr350 rider off the motorway when he broke a throttle cable
    He held on for dear life as me na Suzy took off down the lanes (assumed all commuters lane split, guess not) poor bugger nearly crushed my ribs on the way to his office!
    Carry a siphon hose too, always ready to help

    But Anne, cant say I have put my hand down any other bikers pants....in public


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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
    But Anne, cant say I have put my hand down any other bikers pants....in public


    Well....not that you can remember anyway....LOL

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