Nice Kiwi blokes - shame about the women

**The Stranger:Me** · 22nd November 2009, 21:47

Did a search and didn't find it.
I wonder how this got missed.

"New Zealand men are among the most attractive in the world, but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."

**ready4whatever** · 22nd November 2009, 22:02

Seems to be different areas for hot chicks in NZ. Cant find a hot chick in Whakatane, but in Tauranga they're everywhere. As for men in NZ, im glad im one

**Hopeful Bastard** · 22nd November 2009, 22:06

Originally Posted by ready4whatever

Seems to be different areas for hot chicks in NZ. Cant find a hot chick in Whakatane, but in Tauranga they're everywhere. As for men in NZ, im glad im one

I agree with the Hot chicks in Toerags... Farkk....!!!!

CHCH also have some nice ones apparently.. But i has my nice one in Fielding

**Slyer** · 22nd November 2009, 22:14

Shockingly bad statistics here.

**Molly** · 22nd November 2009, 22:20

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Did a search and didn't find it.
I wonder how this got missed.

"New Zealand men are among the most attractive in the world, but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."

Used to say the same thing about English girls. Go over to mainland Europe and you'd see some stunning girls (not in Germany so much...). Lots of English girls (chavs generally) were just fat, pie-eating, pissed-up tarts. Nothing feminine about them at all.

Hard to generalise but I think that the whole unpretentious Kiwi thing extends to girls' attitudes to their appearance. I don't think they give a shit what people think they look like.

**Cheshire Cat** · 22nd November 2009, 22:21

I wonder why the women here are so ugly?

**Fatt Max** · 22nd November 2009, 22:42

I've got the hottest chick in NZ at home.......Mrs Max, gawd luv 'er......

**scissorhands** · 22nd November 2009, 23:24

I live in Grey Lynn. No shortage of bablishis art school girlies and what not. Many of them stuggle to meet a guy

French, Chech Republic, Slovenia, Sweden, Montreal...its all kind of eurocentric. No blackie girls near the top? Smells like a conditioning vehicle...

**kiwirach83** · 23rd November 2009, 00:44

It's because we're all descended from hard-ass farmers.

This nation is still relatively young, and there still exists this culture of ruggedness and "she'll be right" attitude which values modesty etc, and fixing stuff with no.8 wire. What, apart from a fence, could you fix with no.8 wire anyway? no.8 wire doesn't fix shit. Anyway, I could write an essay length explanation as to why we're apparently such bushpigs but i wont because I cant be bothered. Just going to say that it could be in part due to the culture that has evolved from colonial/farming times.

**Gremlin** · 23rd November 2009, 01:33

Originally Posted by kiwirach83

Anyway, I could write an essay length explanation as to why we're apparently such bushpigs but i wont because I cant be bothered.

Good heavens... skip the essay, I can't be bothered reading it.

Now for the important part... are you good looking?

**wickle** · 23rd November 2009, 04:56

must be something in the water

**Trudes** · 23rd November 2009, 05:13

Originally Posted by kiwirach83

It's because we're all descended from hard-ass farmers.

This nation is still relatively young, and there still exists this culture of ruggedness and "she'll be right" attitude which values modesty etc, and fixing stuff with no.8 wire. What, apart from a fence, could you fix with no.8 wire anyway? no.8 wire doesn't fix shit. Anyway, I could write an essay length explanation as to why we're apparently such bushpigs but i wont because I cant be bothered. Just going to say that it could be in part due to the culture that has evolved from colonial/farming times.

Nowdays we fix everything with superglue and cable ties, No.8 wire is so last century!

What I find funny is guys that say things about "there are no feminine girls blah blah blah" could that be because there are no gentlemen about? Maybe we ladies have learned that if you want something done you have to do it yourself or it doesn't get done (or you have to pay someone to do it) and if you are feminine you get treated like you're completely thick "oh go put your lippy on, there's a good girl" or you're high maintenance "you spent how much on a bottle of shampoo??!!" Seriously, I find girls who can do things for themselves, who enjoy drinking beer and don't worry over breaking a nail or getting dirty much more sexy than a girl who is afraid to get her hands dirty and whose worst nightmare is breaking a nail.
Anyway, I'm a Kiwi chick, what would I know.

**YellowDog** · 23rd November 2009, 05:18

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Good heavens... skip the essay, I can't be bothered reading it.

Now for the important part... are you good looking?

Beauty is just a light switch away(or a few beers away)

**flyingcr250** · 23rd November 2009, 05:35

all the hot girls in hamilton must be in hiding, or maybe they are just avoiding me ha ha ha

**SixPackBack** · 23rd November 2009, 05:35

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Did a search and didn't find it.
I wonder how this got missed.

"New Zealand men are among the most attractive in the world, but Kiwi women are among the world's ugliest."

Right on the money. Take BRU as a cross section of the KB tarts-most sentient beings would rather chew both their arms off than go there