lamo.. have fun while it's not your bike. We won't tell, honest..
lamo.. have fun while it's not your bike. We won't tell, honest..
Let us know which bits scrape first.
We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
-Sir Richard Mottram
I wouldn't of accepted it - what a total fucking wanker to step from a sportsbike to a scooter...I bet Mike did it as a joke and the boys were laughing themselves silly when you took it and rode away![]()
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In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
Luckily wasn't wearing leather. Just the usual synthetic jacket jeans riding boots helmet gloves etc.... still probably looked like a toss. Had a guy on a 250 laugh at me......... gonna find him when i get the 600 back and see how much he laughs when i pass him on the back wheel................Originally Posted by crashe
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I might take a few days off work....... guys will be taking the piss out of me if my dad was anything to go on![]()
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So far i have yet to meet someone who hasn't laughed at me ... oh well what you gonna do??
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
Holy shite,
Sorry matey...... how bout you phone mike or whoever first thing tomorrow and see if they can give you some other loaner........
They know you by now and should be understanding, I guess...........dunno really, but worth a try huh??
See all those posts about "proper" gear on a scooter? Then read all the posts saying "why dont fucking 50cc scooter drivers wear real gear whinge bitch moan'![]()
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Hey Aff Man, you can borrow my bike if you like? Just sitting in the garage, come and get it......
Well i wasn't wearing a t-shits, shorts and jandels...... aka "scooter gear"Originally Posted by Sutage
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Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh man grrrr arse piss grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You are a very very very mean manOriginally Posted by gav
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Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
I was always taught to not laugh at another man's misfortune.
But in this case it is impossible.
Go back and tell Mike or sales guy that you are sick of the 6 hundy and want to demo a CBR thou. Or not but worth a try?
*tries very hard not to laugh* .... *fails*![]()
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Sorry, but I have a very good imagination, and even tho you weren't in a leather one piece, it made it even more funny imagining a full set of gear on a scooter. Just about choked while laughing.
Better safe than sorry as for the gear. Maybe Mt eden was taking the piss and didn't believe you would actually ride off on it...
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Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
Why are people going on about how 'gay' 'homo' it is for scooter riders to wear full gear, and then go bitch about how they dont wear it in another post. GO figure.
*moves quickly to cover own ass*
I don't know about others, but I am not calling it anything like that. Its just that your average scooter person wears skirts/shorts and t-shirts. Hardcore bikers such as ourselves (can I be included? pretty pleease?) spend money on gear to protect ourselves because of the possibility of binning - which is kinda related to the *sensible* speed we are doing.
Scooters are not equal (need a "not equal" - ooh !=) to racing machines. So seeing one piece leathers (in my picture) on a scooter is hilarious. Like that ad where two scooter kids pull up next to the bikers on their hogs etc.
Its funny. And it takes more muscles to frown than smile.![]()
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
Nice one Aff, I really like the "Bike only parking" sign in the background.Originally Posted by aff-man
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Hope you not talking about me buddy. Even though i felt like a toss wearing full gear on the scooter.... i wouldn't wear anything else. Better safe than sorry..Originally Posted by John
About to take the mighty beast into work.....
Preparing myself for having the piss taken out of me![]()
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Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...
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