Finally, some help for victims of email scams

**Badjelly** · 1st December 2009, 15:01

We all know that a lot of people have been taken in by email scams, many originating from West Africa. Well, finally someone is helping the victims. Here's the text of an email I just got. (I don't usually read emails with titles in ALL CAPS, but this one intrigued me.)

ATTENTION SCAMMED VICTIM!!!

($10, 000, 000, 00) TEN MILLIONS UNITED STATE DOLLARS HAVE BEEN ISSUED OUT TO ALL THE AFFECTED VICTIMS AND HAS BEEN ALREADY IN DISTRIBUTION TO ALL THE BEARERS. YOUR NAME WAS AMONG THOSE SCAMMED AS LISTED BY THE WEST AFRICA FINANCIAL INTELLIGENT UNIT (BFIU).

A RE-COMPENSATION HAS BEEN ISSUED OUT IN CERTIFIED BANK DRAFTS AND ALSO IN ATM CARD, DUE KINDLY REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR SECURITY REASON: british_high_commision4@mail.com

YOUR URGENT CALL IS AWAITED FOR FURTHER DIRECTION ON HOW YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR FOUND……. +229 98 62 76 38

YOURS IN SERVICE
MR. JERRY WHITE
CONSULAR,
+229 98 62 76 38

This JERRY WHITE, CONSULAR, is obviously a good bloke. If you've been taken in by an email scam I suggest you contact him immediately.

And then contact me, I know of a business opportunity that's too good to be true.

**MSTRS:Me** · 1st December 2009, 15:11

Originally Posted by Badjelly

And then contact me, I know of a business opportunity that's too good to be true.

You're too late. The deeds to the diamond mine are already on their way to me by secure mailcourier.
Bwahahaha...

**Karl08** · 1st December 2009, 18:56

They can finally track down that Nigerian princess, the one who I'm still waiting for...she seemed so nice in the email....

**roadracingoldfart** · 1st December 2009, 19:39

Originally Posted by Karl08

They can finally track down that Nigerian princess, the one who I'm still waiting for...she seemed so nice in the email....

Yer but what was she like on the web cam ????

**Karl08** · 1st December 2009, 20:50

she looked just like my mates princess that he received an email from a well.

You don't think she was a scam as well?

Damn it!

**Pussy** · 1st December 2009, 20:55

Pffft!
I get lots of mail like that.
I'm going to make a fortune in the Nigerian oil industry.
And with the other offers I get via email, I'm going to be able to pole vault with my pecker.....

**Karl08** · 1st December 2009, 21:10

Ah the old "make you strong like ox women go crazy for your love long time" offers.

I only seem to get offers for Rolex watches, can't pole vault with those

**Dadpole** · 1st December 2009, 21:39

After using one of the "make you strong like ox women go crazy for your love long time" offers, I now wear my Rolex like a real man.

**p.dath** · 1st December 2009, 21:43

Maybe we need to start a scam to target the Nigerians ... Pretty white woman with ten million dollars of cash looking for husband ... need $5000 for air fare to come and see you ... that should get them going.

**Pussy** · 1st December 2009, 21:47

Originally Posted by p.dath

Maybe we need to start a scam to target the Nigerians ... Pretty white woman with ten million dollars of cash looking for husband ... need $5000 for air fare to come and see you ... that should get them going.

And we could offer them a nice Rolex and a boner to go with it!

**The Stranger:Me** · 1st December 2009, 21:50

Originally Posted by p.dath

Maybe we need to start a scam to target the Nigerians ... Pretty white woman with ten million dollars of cash looking for husband ... need $5000 for air fare to come and see you ... that should get them going.

Where do I send the 5k?

**The Stranger:Me** · 1st December 2009, 21:51

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Where do I send the 5k?

Oh wait, photos first. Everyone know photos constitute proof.

**PrincessBandit** · 1st December 2009, 21:53

Originally Posted by p.dath

Maybe we need to start a scam to target the Nigerians ... Pretty white woman with ten million dollars of cash looking for husband ... need $5000 for air fare to come and see you ... that should get them going.

Just don't offer to send them any Princesses...