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    Torching bikes

    If someone torched your bike, what would you do about it?
    just ..ahem...hypothetically.
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    and lets say you had restored it, painted it, and then watched it burn

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    Burn the mother fucker that torched it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pc220 View Post
    Burn the mother fucker that torched it.
    then claim the insurance

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    then claim the insurance
    none, it was a cheap bike

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    Let him watch you roger his mrs silly. Then take his wheels.If he screwed with your bike then all rules go out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    and lets say you had restored it, painted it, and then watched it burn
    Thats kinda messed up

    Quote Originally Posted by pc220 View Post
    Let him watch you roger his mrs silly. Then take his wheels.If he screwed with your bike then all rules go out the window.
    and thats even more messed up

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    Call police, call insurance, think about taking the law into my own hands until I realise that doing so would probably end me up in an even worse position. Sit down, have a bourbon then say 'ah feck it, lifes a bitch sometimes'. Start looking at new bike adverts!

    EDIT: Reflect on what I did to make someone want to do that to my bike in the first place ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pc220 View Post
    Burn the motherof the fucker that torched it.
    fixed. ten characters
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    Quote Originally Posted by CM2005 View Post
    fixed. ten characters
    Ah yip thats more like it.

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    If it was yours... I 'd watch it burn but from a safe distance as we dont want an ACC claim for another Motor Bike accident do we?

    If it was mine it wouldn't be torched, but the mofo trying it would be!
    Jesus was nailed up to some wood, two thousand years later and book sales are still good

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    Quote Originally Posted by been_there View Post
    If it was yours... I 'd watch it burn but from a safe distance as we dont want an ACC claim for another Motor Bike accident do we?

    If it was mine it wouldn't be torched, but the mofo trying it would be!
    easy to say, but unless you are around it all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    easy to say, but unless you are around it all the time
    But you originally quoted:
    and lets say you had restored it, painted it, and then watched it burn.

    So hmmm I think Ill stick with my hypothetically answer...
    Understand what you are trying to say and yes you are correct, you cant be there all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    If someone torched your bike, what would you do about it?
    just ..ahem...hypothetically
    If it were a jappa, buy the perp a bourbon?

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    Why would the arsonist have commited this hypothetical crime? Did the owner of this hypothetical bike do something to upset this hypothetical arsonist in the first place?
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