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  1. 1st December 2009, 16:38 #1
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    Nick Smith's lies

    Can we have a list of them here? and a photoshop expert to pinocchio-ise him (i.e. add a long nose)?

    Would make a good protest poster...

    Something like this, attached here... but abit flasher, with a proper nose job and say 3 more lies...
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    What was the line on heavy bikes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bend-it View Post
    . . .Something like this, attached here... but abit flasher, with a proper nose job and say 3 more lies...
    5. Cagiva's are very reliable and easy to get parts for. :-)

    Seriously though, I think this would probably be one of the better pieces of paper propaganda that we could be spreading to the general public. It would be great if a commercial sponsor would consider paying for newspaper inches to that we could publish it widely. I can also see the value in passing this to reporters etc. in the hope of free media coverage. Bravo. Now how do we distribute it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    "I've got a 6 inch whanger"
    You lucky bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    What was the line on heavy bikes?
    A 'racing' line apparently.

    Or was it a line of 'speed'?

    Bwahahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    "I've got a 6 inch whanger"
    I have a whanger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingflash View Post
    I have a whanger.
    I have a bike over 600cc and I'm not fuckin' happy.

    I am now up for some 'activity'.

    Fuck Smith, fuck ACC, talk time is over.

    I'm off to do something radical.

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    Okay, new one up... Feel free to use for flyers or any propoganda...
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    Heavier bikes are more dangerous/ increase the risk of an accident?

    Something along those lines...
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