Bikers can't be married...

**caseye** · 1st December 2009, 14:47

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

ok now you're lying!

-Indy

LOL PB you have such a way with the Lingo! cracks me up.

**Mystic13** · 1st December 2009, 16:13

I met a guy not too long ago admiring my bike and in his late 50's. he said

Him: I always wanted to own a bike.
Bike Guy: Have you ridden before.
Him: No my mum wouldn't let me so I just watched friends do it.
Bike Guy: That was a long time ago, why don't you get one now?
Him: Oh no I can't. My wife wouldn't let me.

Then we talked bikes for about 20 minutes before I left. The guy really would like a motorbike.

All I can say is thank god my wife lives motorbikes and rides.

**Mystic13** · 1st December 2009, 16:17

Well maybe not God because I don't usually talk with him or as Dicko from Aus Idol says "I'm not a God botherer".

Now Duct Tape should be a God.

**hayd3n** · 1st December 2009, 16:21

stereotypes suck
we are ppl who have bikes

**Dave Lobster** · 1st December 2009, 16:21

Originally Posted by Mystic13

Him: Oh no I can't. My wife wouldn't let me.

I really do wonder how people get through life without a spine of their own.

**gatch** · 1st December 2009, 16:21

Every girl I've ever been involved with loved riding on the back of the bike and wanted more than just a boyfriend/girlfriend situation..

Maybe he had a bike and had to sell it cause of the wife ?

**ManDownUnder** · 1st December 2009, 16:23

Originally Posted by cowboyz

????????????? what now?????????????

Smile... Laugh Knowingly... Walk away

That's a fuckwith that just outed himself

**Maha** · 1st December 2009, 16:38

Originally Posted by cowboyz

well, this one time... at band camp.. I rode a honda...........and I loved it so much....it hurts, gotsta get me one of them I does

Hey it hapeens to the best of us Lance

**PrincessBandit** · 1st December 2009, 18:18

Originally Posted by cowboyz

well, this one time... at band camp.. I rode a honda...........

This one time at band camp I rode a flute...

Originally Posted by Dave Lobster

Disappointing.

Fantasies huh? Bugger when they're shattered.

Originally Posted by Bounce001

My partner and I both ride. ......
We have an article cut out from the Herald with the headline "Key to a Successful Marriage: Seperate Motorcycles".

How true!

Amen!

Originally Posted by gwigs

If my woman ever tried to stop me from riding a bike. I,d pull the plug and let all her air out..

And stick her in her box.....

**sinfull** · 1st December 2009, 18:24

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Well then he'd be completely gobsmacked to learn that there are women who ride who are not muff munching dykes

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

Fantasies huh? Bugger when they're shattered.

Sigh !!!!!!!!

**_Shrek_** · 1st December 2009, 19:43

Originally Posted by vifferman

The gobsmacking would be exacerbated (like 'masturbated' but not) then by learning that my wife made me buy my current bike.

Originally Posted by Bald Eagle

yep shows the danger of stereo types. It was my wifes suggestion that I sell the 2nd cage and buy my bike with the proceeds and she's the one who tells me to "go out and ride it's a lovely day."

now there's 3

Originally Posted by hayd3n

stereotypes suck
we are ppl who have bikes

why? when we have wife's that do the above for us

**McJim** · 1st December 2009, 19:50

I am happily married with a 5 year old son and a 4 year old son. My wife wants a Ducati Monster. She used to have a bigger and faster bike than me.

Am I merely a figment of my own deranged imagination?

No one I have spoken to ever finds it weird that I ride a bike and am married with small children.