Rituals before riding? (Offroad)

[oldskool]

She's not home mate I've been waiting for hours!!

She's suffering from concussion after Glen Murray so maybe on the side of the motorway somewhere, taking a nap.

[Pornstar]

I can't stand brittle hand guards.

True, i must find a new sock hanging up place. Ruining my hand guards

[t3mp0r4ry nzr]

got to be wearing my lucky socks!

[random rider]

I just dance about my lounge in my undies due to sheer excitement.

Nice - me too but I must look real strange as normally listening to the iPod at same time!!

When driving into Woodhill I tend to put something loud on the stereo .... old school like ACDC and just start to get into the mood.

[Sidewinder]

get pissed off my nut or drug fucked

[secondfield]

Well if its tunes as well, definately this one, FAT AS.



The dude on the keys' is even wearing an old school team honda shirt .


"Its a wonder that those gun's dont point at youuuuu .... whoaoao"

[Reckless]

She's suffering from concussion after Glen Murray so maybe on the side of the motorway somewhere, taking a nap.

Haha been there last time we went to Thunder she slept all the way home!

[oldskool]

Haha been there last time we went to Thunder she slept all the way home!

Yeah I heard about that, I kept waiting for her to nod off so I could complete the zipzap card ritual you started up.

[Ktmboy]

Anyway moving along...nice topic the zip zap story!

Race day its about attitude. I'm a closet Eminem listener "lets get down to business, what is dis, must be a circus in town to shut dis shit down...and i got a witness"
Fark I wanna go race right now. Yep it gives me attitude bro (not bad shit speak for a vet, Da)

[camchain]

My lucky socks smell far from lucky, as i dont want to wash out the good JuJu, they mostly get aired over the hand gaurds, until they get brittle.

Hurry up and fall off so you can get rid of those lucky socks Pornstar. I feel sorry for your unlucky feet!

Reckless, you need to trim those toenails and come for a ride ASAP. Might even give you a foot massage...

[SpikedPunch]

Ooh amping up music would have to be this one :


Or some dead keneddys or maybe a bit 'o bikini kill for old time's sake.

[vazza]

Anyway moving along...nice topic the zip zap story!

Race day its about attitude. I'm a closet Eminem listener "lets get down to business, what is dis, must be a circus in town to shut dis shit down...and i got a witness"
Fark I wanna go race right now. Yep it gives me attitude bro (not bad shit speak for a vet, Da)

LOL!

I just imagined you with a flatpeak sideways cap and baggy gangster apparell~~ hahahah

It'd suit ?

[Reckless]

Yeah I heard about that, I kept waiting for her to nod off so I could complete the zipzap card ritual you started up.

Actually nothing to do with me I won't be such a bullshit artist to cliam that one, that story was perpetrated by her hubby I think!

Reckless, you need to trim those toenails and come for a ride ASAP. Might even give you a foot massage...

Riding whats that, I've had so much time off everything I've learnt in my short 2-3 year career has vanished! Got this new seat cover with a step/bump in it that's been on for 5 -6 weeks I haven't even tried out?? Might have to go out for a blat soon. Me an my son may go on the next Moto ride, might take my daughter to keep Sammy company!

BTW: I'm the most homophobic prick out there, you put one hand one my feet and I won't guarantee my reaction LOL!!!

[clmintie]

Clean, serviced bike, check. Plenty of gas, check. Someone to drive my van home, check. St Johns booking, check. Trying not to make it a 'ritual', check.....

[camchain]

BTW: I'm the most homophobic prick out there, you put one hand one my feet and I won't guarantee my reaction LOL!!!

lol. I remember you saying that before, thought I'd creep you out a little bit with that one. Seriously though, need to down tools and schedule a ride in, go even if you don't really feel like it - you'll be glad you did. Promise no feet touching. Actually been a bit worried about climintie riding again as well.