Rituals before riding? (Offroad)

**Pornstar** · 3rd December 2009, 10:42

Originally Posted by SpikedPunch

Ooh amping up music would have to be this one

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Or some dead keneddys or maybe a bit 'o bikini kill for old time's sake.

HOLY CRAP, you actually listen to that? no offence, but it sounds like that songs exhuast needs re packing.

**oldskool** · 3rd December 2009, 11:01

Originally Posted by Ktmboy

I'm a closet Eminem listener "lets get down to business, what is dis, must be a circus in town to shut dis shit down...and i got a witness"
Fark I wanna go race right now. Yep it gives me attitude bro (not bad shit speak for a vet, Da)

You look more the Glen Miller typa fan?

**laserracer** · 3rd December 2009, 11:11

The first and last time i wore my lucky new mx sox i had a fuckn heart attack ..they werent very lucky, so now i just poke myself in the left eye , WADDLE like a duck to the end of the drive ,hop on one leg like a pogo stick,spin around in circles then fall over,KINDA sounds like my average day out riding

Nah but seriously i dont do nothin but jump on my bike and shit myself...oh yeah and have fun..as for the socks nothing a bit of petrol n a match didnt fix

**noobi** · 3rd December 2009, 11:15

Originally Posted by Pornstar

HOLY CRAP, you actually listen to that? no offence, but it sounds like that songs exhuast needs re packing.

angry music calms me down, strange that

but i use it to get into some sort of mood, other than that not really any ritual except make sure all the gear is packed and i have oil
no socks, or undies, or toenails...

**oldskool** · 3rd December 2009, 11:21

Originally Posted by noobi

i have oil
no socks, or undies, or toenails...

hmm you aren't thinking about joining that TT500 forest hugging mob are you?

**laserracer** · 3rd December 2009, 11:26

Dam not those weird hippy types again? OLDSCHOOL ? Dont you listen to misfits as bedtime music..good to calm you down after a hard day riding the KTM ...or maybe the wiggles greatest hits

**oldskool** · 3rd December 2009, 11:28

Originally Posted by laserracer

Dam not those weird hippy types again? OLDSCHOOL ? Dont you listen to misfits as bedtime music..good to calm you down after a hard day riding the KTM ...or maybe the wiggles greatest hits

I wiggle my toes and listen to Rolf Harris, he's just put out a new hit for X'mas! Yay

**laserracer** · 3rd December 2009, 11:32

My mate ROLF the bearded wonder HARRIS bet he' would ride a tt500...one of those tree huggers
But i bet he could play a neat tune on the header pipe of a ktm 250/350 ...probably burn his lips though

**Pornstar** · 3rd December 2009, 12:59

Originally Posted by oldskool

I wiggle my toes and listen to Rolf Harris, he's just put out a new hit for X'mas! Yay

It wasnt released, it escaped.

**Pornstar** · 3rd December 2009, 13:01

Ya gotta tape over ya nipples too, dont want raw nipples, starts to really hurt once the sweat gets on em.

**oldskool** · 3rd December 2009, 13:11

Originally Posted by Pornstar

Ya gotta tape over ya nipples too, dont want raw nipples, starts to really hurt once the sweat gets on em.

Actually I get butt rash. By the end of the day it's raw from the pounding. How do yah stop that?

**takitimu** · 3rd December 2009, 13:20

Originally Posted by oldskool

Actually I get butt rash. By the end of the day it's raw from the pounding. How do yah stop that?

Monkey Butt powder, the ISDE checklist had some tips on waitemata's web site ( presume still there after the redesign ).

Rituals, I like a yawn on the start line is about it.