A genuine danger to us all

**Insanity_rules** · 3rd December 2009, 07:04

OK People this morning I want to talk about gear related incidences. Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping. I've just come from a client meeting where the client, every two minutes she was asking "Can't you smell banana?". I so didn't want to tell her that it was my sock!

This has been an Insanity rules safety message presented in conjunction with Jeez your a dick productions.

**vifferman** · 3rd December 2009, 07:06

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping.

So you do that too? I've fortunately never forgotten to take things out of my shoes before putting them on though.

**Insanity_rules** · 3rd December 2009, 07:08

Originally Posted by vifferman

So you do that too? I've fortunately never forgotten to take things out of my shoes before putting them on though.

Great place to store your food so you don't crush it. Now with the message out there we can all enjoy bananas for lunch. I'm going to get grumpy without mine!

**Laxi** · 3rd December 2009, 07:13

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

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I keep telling you that bro

**Headbanger** · 3rd December 2009, 07:17

Fantastically funny.

**gijoe1313** · 3rd December 2009, 08:18

If Fatt Max wuz here he'd say there would be an asian taking a dump in his shoe before putting it on

**Headbanger** · 3rd December 2009, 08:35

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

If Fatt Max wuz here he'd say there would be an asian taking a dump in his shoe before putting it on

And it would have been his hat rather then his shoe, and he would probably have felt a bit of sexual excitement.

**oldrider** · 3rd December 2009, 08:39

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

OK People this morning I want to talk about gear related incidences. Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping. I've just come from a client meeting where the client, every two minutes she was asking "Can't you smell banana?". I so didn't want to tell her that it was my sock!

This has been an Insanity rules safety message presented in conjunction with Jeez your a dick productions.

You are in deep shit, these things don't improve with age!

It just gets worse!

**bungbung** · 3rd December 2009, 09:07

Simple solution:

http://www.bananaguard.com/

**george formby** · 3rd December 2009, 09:21

My shoes grow food, mingin they are.

**nudemetalz** · 3rd December 2009, 09:32

I think Insanity Rules is becoming Insanity Plus !!

**Insanity_rules** · 3rd December 2009, 11:41

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

I think Insanity Rules is becoming Insanity Plus !!

You won't catch me with my trousers!

**sondela** · 3rd December 2009, 14:56

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

OK People this morning I want to talk about gear related incidences. Remember when you arrive at work and change into your street gear............................that you kept your banana in your shoe for safe keeping. I've just come from a client meeting where the client, every two minutes she was asking "Can't you smell banana?". I so didn't want to tell her that it was my sock!

This has been an Insanity rules safety message presented in conjunction with Jeez your a dick productions.

Don't forget "safer communities together"