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    Simple safety/riding tips - add your own

    Make sure you can always stop within the distance you can see to be clear.

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    Never wave to another rider whilst going around a hairpin....

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    FFS... Slow going here. Thought you'd all have your own mantra to ride by.

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    Check your tire pressures! Can make a huge difference to safety I found.
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    If your usually reliable bike simply wont start before an important ride dont be pissed off, be glad that the biker gods are looking out for you.
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    When considering passing that car at warp factor 9 before that blind corner (presuming you have plenty of room of course) also consider there may be another motorcycle coming around that corner at warp factor 10 - do you still have enough room? Well do you punk?

    Some of the riders I meet on the road obviously never consider the potential speed of another motorcycle coming in the opposite direction.




    Also - a bulldog clip on your penis will not extend your riding distance.
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    Look further ahead!

    Looking at the patch of road in front of your bike or the rear wheel of the bike in front of you will not give you much time to react - you need to look further ahead!


    This tip comes from witnessing an accident when the bike in front of me hit the bike in front of him (he reacted too late and then braked HARD, just not enough time to stop) - I saw the bikes further ahead slowing for a one lane bridge and stopped just fine. Both bikes were written off by the insurance company, luckily no one was hurt - the damage was actually quite minor.

    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Also - a bulldog clip on your penis will not extend your riding distance.
    It would surely make it seem like you had been riding for longer!
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