Can someone name this bird?

[Usarka]

I need some help identifying a bird. It's "song" goes like this:

er tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

Yep that's it. Say it exactly as it's read all in the same high pitch.

That monotonous monotone monosyllabilistic motherfucker is making me mad as hell. All hours of the night - tweet tweet tweet fucking tweet.

Learn a fucking song you stupid egg molesting son of a cowshit or you'll become air rifle fodder as soon as some bastard tells me what you look like.

Have you seen this bird?

[Maha]

Its not a morepork they make more of a morepork sound.

[YellowDog]

Oh.....

It's not the Bikini thread then........

Get an Air Rifle.

[Usarka]

Its not a morepork they make more of a morepork sound.

Don't shoot morepork. Check.

Oh.....

It's not the Bikini thread then........

Get an Air Rifle.

I've got an air rifle but everytime I try to find the bastard he shuts up. So I need to shoot on sight.

[marioc]

I know what ya talking about
Theres one of the annoying little fuks near my house somewhere

[Virago]

Can someone name this bird?

Bob .

[Maha]

Its black/Teal with a little white tuft on its neck, Tui anyone?

[Usarka]

12345......

[Big Dave]

....Dicky.

[Maha]

12345......

So whats my prize and when can I expect delivery?

[PrincessBandit]

Robin. Robin Hood. Don't shoot him as he might rob from the rich and give to you. If you're poor that is...

[P38]

I need some help identifying a bird. It's "song" goes like this:

er tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

Yep that's it. Say it exactly as it's read all in the same high pitch.

That monotonous monotone monosyllabilistic motherfucker is making me mad as hell. All hours of the night - tweet tweet tweet fucking tweet.

Learn a fucking song you stupid egg molesting son of a cowshit or you'll become air rifle fodder as soon as some bastard tells me what you look like.

Have you seen this bird?

I believe thats the call of a Red Headed Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

Gott a watch them carefully too .... nice to look at but firey by nature

[Usarka]

So whats my prize and when can I expect delivery?

Dead bird in a shoe box.

But I don't reckon it's a tui. Every time I've seen them sing the've sounded awesomely cool.

One thing for sure is that it aint a blackbird 'cause it aint got no rythym.

I believe thats the call of a Red Headed Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

Gott a watch them carefully too .... nice to look at but firey by nature

No not them either. Having observed some of said species up close I can report that their song usually increases in tempo until it hits a crescendo and then immediately wants to start again. It only becomes a nagging drone after the've been nesting in the same place for more than 4 years.

[Ixion]

Well, tell us what it LOOKS like, might help. If it's black, it's a blackbird. If it's got a red breast its a Red Breast. If it's blue it's a bluebird. If it's green it's probably a green cockatoo. See, it's easy.

[Maha]

We had a pissed Tui here one night, it had been into the fermented Tangelos on the ground and it couldn't even walk, just sorta flaped around on it back.