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  1. 11th December 2009, 17:33 #1
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    Tyra Banks is in NZ who gives a shit

    fucks sake is this a news story some stupid cow comes to make a crap reality type tv show and nzs media go crazy...
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    I'm more concerned about what I'm having for lunch tomorrow....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    Tyra Banks is in NZ who gives a shit
    not me! unless shes here to pollish my knob
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    not me! unless shes here to pollish my knob
    show me some tits

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    obviously not much else happens in NZ today.
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    Didn't she win a peace prize, or something equally useful?
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Didn't she win a peace prize, or something equally useful?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    fucks sake is this a news story some stupid cow comes to make a crap reality type tv show and nzs media go crazy...
    i was forced to watch that programme once by a mates mrs. was enough to make me wanna bludgeon her ugly fuckin head with a brick, no wait, an anvil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    I'm more concerned about what I'm having for lunch tomorrow....
    I'm more concerned about what I had for lunch yesterday, and what it will look like when it hits the porcelain.



















    ... It'll probably have a higher IQ than those who watch that crap anyway.
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