Investment tips for 2009

[one fast tl1ooo]

Investment tips for 2008

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

[Laxi]

lmfao at #8

[Maha]

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge

Why would a cigarette lither company merge with a Mining company?
Doesn't make sense at all, may to save on lighting the fuses perhaps?

And I wont even get into the car thing, cars dont have lighters anymore so that rules that out....

And what is Dofasco?

[jim.cox]

Google is looking at expanding again

Hoping to purchase Twitter and Facebook

Apparetly to be combined with Youtube and known as

YouTwitFace