Service station toilets

[slofox]

Why do they lock service station toilets? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

[Mom]

I have a serious phobia around them. I remember one night coming back from the Bryan Admas concert in Albany absolutely busting. I wont use a portaloo either you see. We were heading for Mangawhai Heads and stopped in Warkworth as I simply could not wait any longer, another 45 mins were out of the question.

I walked towards the door and actually was stopped in my tracks by the stench before I could get close enough to open the door. Needles to say I waited. Friggen revolting!

[slofox]

Yeah. I know what ya mean Mom...

[Mom]

Imagine sitting down in one of them

I think bushes are the best option if the only other one is a Service Station toilet.

[Taz]

Imagine sitting down in one of them

I think bushes are the best option if the only other one is a Service Station toilet.

Damn you're quite anal about toilets aren't ya?

[sunhuntin]

the bps ive worked in [3 under the same boss. never worked in the 4th] all had spotless, clean, fresh smelling loos. i made sure that my main one was always clean. cleaning the loo etc was part of the daily chore list, so no excuse not to do it.
i have seen some real shockers though... worst was foxton bp before they closed it down. that was beyond disgusting. im quite relaxed about loos and such, but that one was below even my standards. the next worst would be the public ones in palmy on the road to the warehouse and also the ones at sanson.

as for why they lock them, i can see why. i never had to clean up a major mess, but i do remember going in and finding *that* blood all over the floor. plus quite often kids would tag the walls with marker pens and things.

[Laxi]

Are they afraid someone will clean them?

nah! people keep stealing thier shit

[Motu]

After many years of working in service stations I know why they lock them! Never give the public anything for free.Apart from filth there is wanton vandalism.Don't blame them,blame the arseholes you live on this planet with.

[Madness]

I love the giant keyrings (bits of wood usually) some servo's have on their loo keys. You could almost steal a few of those and have a bonfire.

[rustic101]

be taken the piss... They are clean as(s)

[slofox]

Ermmmm - just for the sake of the record, the original post was a clip from "results of a recent pun competition." So its not a serious question. Which is why it is in J&H.
Can't see much of a pun in there though I must admit...

[paturoa]

Damn you're quite anal about toilets aren't ya?

Now your just taking the piss

[slofox]

Some of them are truly shitholes...errr but then, they would be wouldn't they...

[crazyhorse]

I think they lock them to keep the gays out

[Skyryder]

I can remember the end of a Ranfurly shield game and as usual all and sundry make for the loo. Well bugger me with a blow job here was this chick, bold as brass in the 'room with all these blokes down on her haunches and letting rip. Piss all over the place. I thiink all the guys were too embarresed to comment. Still when ya gota go ya gota go and sod everything else.


Skyryder