How do I ask a girl out?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

It IS 2009!

Well that is true. These days you only have to buy a lollie pop and they turn it up. lol

[Skyryder]

Is she knocked up yet.

Well he'd better be quick. If she finds out about this thread it'll be the other way 'round.'


Skyryder

[The Stranger:Me]

Totally! Agreed. I would not have showed her this thread. You poor noob.

What would you recommend then?

I know, maybe he could hit on his mates' girlfriends, then get all septic, call them sluts and brag about his fictitious conquests etc when he gets turned down - multiple times.

Give it a try raj and let us know how it goes.

[Cr1MiNaL]

What would you recommend then?

I know, maybe he could hit on his mates' girlfriends, then get all septic, call them sluts and brag about his fictitious conquests etc when he gets turned down - multiple times.

Give it a try raj and let us know how it goes.

I don't know aye Noel. Perhaps he should listen to all the 19 year old girls he knows, ask them for their most valuable opinion, and make an informed decision based on that conclusive evidence. Sure works for some grown ups on here.

[SPORK]

Girls give the worst advice on girls ever.

Ignore 'em all, hunt down the girls with daddy issues and you'll have more strange than you know what to do with.

Case closed - ya'll can thank me later.

[Cr1MiNaL]

Girls give the worst advice on girls ever.

Ignore 'em all, hunt down the girls with daddy issues and you'll have more strange than you know what to do with.

Case closed - ya'll can thank me later.

Could not have said it better myself! Bling coming your way. Use your own brain mate, it's there for a reason.

[Thani-B]

Girls give the worst advice on girls ever.

Ignore 'em all, hunt down the girls with daddy issues and you'll have more strange than you know what to do with.

Case closed - ya'll can thank me later.

So actually knowing how other girls think doesn't help us at all when giving advice, according to you? Strange.

[Indiana_Jones]

Look, the only thing he needs to know is cock goes in the front door.

or the mouth if she doesn't shut up/the river is running red

-Indy

[Slyer]

Look, the only thing he needs to know is cock goes in the front door.

or the mouth if she doesn't shut up/the river is running red

-Indy

You know your posts would be funnier if they weren't all exactly the same every single time.

[Indiana_Jones]

You know your posts would be funnier if they weren't all exactly the same every single time.

But yet you continue to read them.....

Also toilet humour is the basis of our entire culture

-Indy

[TOTO]

So actually knowing how other girls think doesn't help us at all when giving advice, according to you? Strange.

helps, but you dont ask the cow how to make a burger

[Indiana_Jones]

helps, but you dont ask the cow how to make a burger

I like it

-Indy

[wbks]

So actually knowing how other girls think doesn't help us at all when giving advice, according to you? Strange.

He's saying "most girls don't actually know what they want"

[SixPackBack]

I don't know aye Noel. Perhaps he should listen to all the 19 year old girls he knows, ask them for their most valuable opinion, and make an informed decision based on that conclusive evidence. Sure works for some grown ups on here.

If the choice is trusting the word of more than one person who have nothing to gain by raising the subject, over KB's very own pathological liar..........

[SPORK]

So actually knowing how other girls think doesn't help us at all when giving advice, according to you? Strange.

Girls give advice based on a loose combination of idealism, pop culture cliches and misinformation (also known as "a hunch").

wbks is also in the right direction.