How do I ask a girl out?

**The Stranger:Me** · 21st December 2009, 18:30

Originally Posted by Mrs Busa Pete

Arn't you supposed to tell her you love her before sex

No way, you need to check out the merchandise before you buy.

**SixPackBack** · 21st December 2009, 18:35

Originally Posted by marty

while walking on the beach i've had 'do you want to take me back to your place and fuck me?'

straight to the point

good times.

Fucken honda riders.......You get a return date on the lady boy, or did he just 'love you long time'

**Dean** · 21st December 2009, 18:39

Originally Posted by marty

while walking on the beach i've had 'do you want to take me back to your place and fuck me?'.

Are you telling the truth or telling fibs, hmmmm.

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 21st December 2009, 18:47

Originally Posted by The Stranger

No way, you need to check out the merchandise before you buy.

But she's not going to make uless you tell her you ;love her.

**White trash** · 21st December 2009, 18:58

Sell her a new bike. Then invite her down for a party and feed her a heap of Jack Daniels. Then stuff something up her.

Worked for me.

**Reido** · 21st December 2009, 19:26

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Well.......... how did you get on? Wasn't she comin over to watch a movie or something? Maybe staying the night too??????

Come on, kiss and tell

Oki so she just left,
and its now labled a relationship

She cant stay cause she has work early tomorrow =[

I showed her this thread after said labling was done and we had a bit of a laugh at the replies, thanks KB

**Trudes** · 21st December 2009, 19:28

Don't thank us, just invite us to the wedding!

**White trash** · 21st December 2009, 19:29

Originally Posted by Reido

Oki so she just left,
and its now labled a relationship

She cant stay cause she has work early tomorrow =[

I showed her this thread after said labling was done and we had a bit of a laugh at the replies, thanks KB

Did you get a blowey?

**Insanity_rules** · 21st December 2009, 19:29

Well done mate, I was going to share my favourite line. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? You wouldn't believe how many times its worked.

Once I had a a Girl come bouncing up to me and ask if I wanted to see her tatoo. She had a tramp stamp with the words "Head down, bum up, thats the way I like to fuck". Then she said so how about it?

**Sidewinder** · 21st December 2009, 19:30

pretty fucking easy. you just ask her out!

**oldrider** · 21st December 2009, 19:58

Originally Posted by Tank

I think the whole "will you be my girlfriend?" thing stops at age 13.

First thing you need to know before you do anything is "Do I want to spend the rest of my life with this woman - is she the 'one' - do I want to marry her"?

If the answer is "No" - then you are looking for someone completley different. In short - if she isnt the one you want to marry - you want the dirtiest, horniest, free minded chick that you can get your hands on. Someone that will do things that would land you in jail in most countries. A girl that has no limits on what she is willing to do for a good time.

A girl that after a few beers will make out with hir girlfriends in front of you - simply for your viewing pleasure.

So assuming this isnt the girl you want to marry - when you sit down on the sofa - whip out the 'ol fella and see what happens.

If you think she is the one you want to marry - well then do the same and just hope she's not like that with another dozen guys.

If your mind is fuzzed up with the above, go and have a look at her mom, if you don't like the look of her, hit the road Jack!