Live in Waikato,,read this

**wari** · 6th November 2003, 12:35

Originally posted by duckman
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The funny thing was, while he was carrying out his roadside interogation the wind flipped his hat onto the road which was immediately run over by the next car.

I stood staring at the cop trying soooo hard not to burst out laughing. The wind carried his hat a hundred meters down the road and he left me to go and retrieve it....

awww... thats brilliant

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Funniest thing I've heard for weeks ... heh heh heh

Great comment from Firefight too ... head in the hat one ...

I'll be smiling for the rest of the day !!

**Slim** · 6th November 2003, 13:49

Originally posted by marty
As an aside, how many bikers on here have had 111 - 115km/h tickets on their bikes, as opposed to in their cars? (not camera tickets)

112kph south of Cambridge. I was too busy deciding what pie I was going to buy at the Cambridge BP & how good the bath was going to feel when I finally made it home.

I got pulled over by a lovely young chap heading south at Mercer for 111kph. I laughed at him when he ran up & showed me the laser display! I got out of that one only because my rego had expired recently & he said I could have a ticket for one or the other - my choice.

Guess which one I chose!

**750Y** · 6th November 2003, 13:58

ugly fullas like me never get off tickets 8-(
never had a speeding ticket on a bike tho.(must ride too slow)
be careful people cos Franklin also has a blitz this weekend with the V8 racing in puke. They'll will be everywhere...

**Lou Girardin** · 6th November 2003, 14:36

I really love that, "I'm a biker too, don't want to write tickets but I have to." blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda" Tosser!
Lou

**k14** · 6th November 2003, 14:47

Originally posted by Slim
I got pulled over by a lovely young chap heading south at Mercer for 111kph. I laughed at him when he ran up & showed me the laser display! I got out of that one only because my rego had expired recently & he said I could have a ticket for one or the other - my choice. Guess which one I chose!

I guess u chose the speeding ticket??

I would never choose a ticket with demerit points over one that doesnt have demerits. Even though the reg ticket would cost a bit more ($200??) that is enough to offset not having demerits!!! Need to store them up for when they are required!!

**Slim** · 6th November 2003, 15:39

Originally posted by k14
I guess u chose the speeding ticket??

I would never choose a ticket with demerit points over one that doesnt have demerits. Even though the reg ticket would cost a bit more ($200??) that is enough to offset not having demerits!!! Need to store them up for when they are required!!

I know I'm blonde under this (fading) red hair dye, but I'm not that blonde!!!!

I chose the rego, especially since he was nice enough to put the get-off-ticket-if-you-prove-you've-fixed-the-problem clause on it too, which they don't have to do these days.

So all I had to do was pay for the rego & post them proof of the rego, and they let me off. So ner!

**wari** · 6th November 2003, 16:06

... up here *tapping head* for thinkin' ... down there *pointing to feet* for dancing ... so thats why you're single eh?

It's not just a rumour!!

**Slim** · 6th November 2003, 16:35

And which rumour might you be referring to, Wari??? Hmmm????

And who says a woman who can think can't dance? Tsk.

**Blackbird** · 6th November 2003, 16:36

Yep, they're saturating the Waikato alright. Came into Tokoroa via a back road tonight and there were 2 cars patrolling an area which I regard as my race track on the way home from work. Fortunately, the detector picked the first one up before I saw it. I might have got flagged down for a license and warrant/rego check but the 4x4 in front of me got himself pulled for speeding. Love it when that happens

**wari** · 6th November 2003, 16:45

Originally posted by Slim
And which rumour might you be referring to, Wari??? Hmmm????

And who says a woman who can think can't dance? Tsk.

You know ... the rumour thats going around :P

But can you think AND dance at the same time eh ?

Hows that for a challenge ?

**Slim** · 6th November 2003, 16:50

Originally posted by wari
But can you think AND dance at the same time eh ?

Of course I can!

I am a woman, after all, and we are renowned for our multi-tasking abilities.

I can dance, sing along to the song and drink my rum & coke all at the same time.

But don't ask me to hold a conversation as well, because my ears are crap in a loud music sort of environment.