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    How to pimp yo bike - secret to touring with the ladies

    you will need:

    1 x authentic shagadelic sheep hide - $49.95 the warehouse
    1 x allen key - comes with the bike
    1 x almost pimpin' cruiser

    instructions:

    1. unscrew rear seat with allen key. tuck side flaps under rear seat, and refasten bolt.
    2. use allen key to push front end of sheep hide into gaps underneath front seat.
    no cutting of the sheep hide is required.

    3. you officially been pimped, time to go on tour...
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    Nice!
    Good to take photos while it is still pristene and white.
    Did they have any colours?
    Good price too.
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    hahaha. Thats awesome ! Oh, I so miss the comfy cruiser seat.


    p.s. your girlfriends cute

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    I've seen one of those in black....very nice...well done that man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    I've seen one of those in black....very nice...well done that man.
    Are you referring to his girlfriend?

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    She has "fluffy pussy" written all over her face!
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    I've got a BLECK shagadelic sheep thingo for sale, mucho high quality, complete with elastic straps with crocodile thingies on the ends.
    You could clip it to your woman and pretend she's Baaa-baaa-raa Blacksheep.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Theres a mirror in the way in the photo?
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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    oh now that's just niiiccceeee.....are you a farmer by any chance?

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    Your sheep has wheels =O Is this evolution?


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    Thanks for the comments

    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    Theres a mirror in the way in the photo?
    Sorry I can't show everything....this is Kiwibiker after all!

    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    oh now that's just niiiccceeee.....are you a farmer by any chance?
    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    Your sheep has wheels =O Is this evolution?
    It's a bike in camouflage, so I can sneak up behind sheep undetected.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dodgyiti View Post
    Did they have any colours?
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    No, sadly....I wonder if it can be dyed??

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    I'm a fan of sitting on sheepskin. Not so great when it rains though

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    This had still better be there at NASS tomorrow :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheesemethod View Post
    This had still better be there at NASS tomorrow :P
    I'm not sure if it's safe at NASS.......

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