Queen St, Auckland - 30Km/h limit

[Big Dog]

Yip we only got three roundabouts and no lights down here. I will just stick to country roads from now on i think.

Auckland traffic and roading is real simple.

If it looks like you should go right go straight cos your not allowed to turn right.
If it looks like you should go left go right because the left would be the wrong way down a one way.
If it looks like you should go straight ahead your on the wrong road take the next left.

Auckland city planners do not follow the civic conventions of any other location.
Problem is it is all a bit piecemeal.

One bit gets clogged so they maximise traffic flow for that 100m and fuck the rest of the city.

The next bit gets clogged and so on.

It is not uncommon to find routes your used to taking are suddenly one way or still one way but now in the other direction or that the only clearway ahead is for buses only.

[varminter]

Gotta love miniskirt season.

Here in Rotovagas it's mini skirts with maxi thighs, & waists ulp. Where's the throw up smilie?

[Tone165]

Stories of decent Coppers are getting rare, good for you giving a good report when one is due!

Good work Mr Policeman!

[hang0ver]

Alas no, it was a Monday night and the only people out where the homeless...

You are wasting your petrol showing off to the homeless?

[lanci]

You are wasting your petrol showing off to the homeless?

Haha yeah, thought I'd start on an easily impressed crowd... No no, just finished a black belt grading in the city.

[Big Dave]

>maxwell smart< I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about what were you thinking.>/maxwell smart<

[gammaguy]

OK - some mitigation. :-)

au contraire

things cool down-things pop out