> Subject: FW: Motorcycle Rally
> Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
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> (Embedded image moved to file: pic18352.gif)Activists Missing After
> Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally
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> Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills
> outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights
> activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather
> at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously
> reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside
> several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
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> “Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
> protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
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> The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups,
> “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older
> women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual
> motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton
> use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the
> organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing
> leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we
> disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”
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> According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s
> era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled
> with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers”
> to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
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> “They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked
> like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a
> tree so they could pee on me all day!”
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> “I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket,
> and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was,
> ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back
> of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl
> friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”
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> Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under
> duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers
> “farted on their heads.”
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> Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the
> ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle
> club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
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> “That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing
> committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were
> very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to
> ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
> What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all
> members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about
> inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to
> be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make
> them feel welcome.”
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> When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat,
> using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food
> restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined
> to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the
> organizer.
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Originally Posted by P38
what ever happened to a good ol beating? freakn laugh though
Oh bugger
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