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    I had a momentary brain lapse after a race at ruapuna where i went too feel the front tyre after the race but for some reason grabbed the front disc... melted fingerprints anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiey View Post
    Decide to check my tyre pressures on the way home from work tonight.
    Burnt my f***ing forehead on the muffler.
    Nature's way of reminding you that tyre pressures should be checked cold?

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    Ha ha ha ha ha.

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    I laughed at your misfortune..I'm sorry!
    Try Lavender Essential Oil or Aloe Vera for that burn....
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    I was managing to be polite until I read dancing like a girl. Very funny.
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiey View Post
    Yep. Felt like a right prick. Now look like one too with a blister in the middle of my forehead.
    So now you look like you own a dairy???
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamiey View Post
    Worst thing is a few people quite close by must have seen me with my head breifly stuck to the pipe, then shouting and dancing round like a girl!!
    They may have been waiting for you to knock over your bike/trip over said bike/bump into Merc at pump three/plant foot into water bucket/grab nozzel of pump three and spill 8 LTRs of 91 over the forecourt.....

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    Air Valve Change

    Ouch!

    I had the same issue trying to get access to the air valve on my VFR and when I last had my tyres replaced I had them swap out the air valves for a set of angled valve stems that are positioned horizontally instead of vertically. Much easier to access now and was pretty cheap I think.

    Example is here:

    http://kurveygirl.com/shop/product_i...roducts_id=145

    Alternative is to use a right angle adapter that you just attach when filling the tyre and then remove afterwards. If you leave the adapter on it apparently leads to a flat tyre.

    Example is here:

    http://www.ascycles.com/detail.aspx?ID=2123

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    Nice one I stopped using disc locks because invariably after fitting or releasing said item I would stand up and bash my head on the handle bars. You'd think one would learn from one's mistakes but unfortunately one is an idiot
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I was managing to be polite until I read dancing like a girl. Very funny.
    It would have been a classic Youtube clip.

    I am not someone who is able to bend easily for such chores however when wearing riding gear the knee propectors are great for kneeling down without getting an injury.

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    In 1981 I had a GS1000. Took the exhaust off (still hot) one day and while doing it I smelt something burning. Then it clicked - automatic response clicked in and I snapped my hand back, left some wrist skin sizzling on the pipe. There was an eclipse shaped hole in my forearm. It soon blistered and lasted for a couple of weeks. Pure agony. Fast Forward 20 years to a Harley FXLR. Undid all the bolts, pipe cold of course, busily trying to rotate the end pipe clockwise / anti-clockwise to free it up to get it off. Wouldn't budge. readjusted my position and put maximum grip and force into the job. Woah - it's turning, great! Wait a minute, it didn't budge. Looked at my hands - the skin on both hands had shifted like 1cm. Both hands blistered up really badly until all the skin fell off. Hurt like hell and took a month maybe to recover. Too strong for my own good. I hate exhausts!
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    I shouldn't laugh but that is just so fucking funny.....sorry!
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    How's the blister looking? Don't suppose we can have a photo, not so that we could laugh at all (much)
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    Glad to see that mocking the afflicted hasn't stopped yet

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    And why should it

    he should change his KB name to

    BLISTER BIKE MAN

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