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    Only a Montana man can make you feel like a woman...

    A plane passed through a severe storm.

    The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse

    when one wing was struck by lightning.

    One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane

    and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried.

    Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die,

    I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

    Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

    For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the

    desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a man from Montana stood up in the rear of the plane.

    He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

    Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,

    one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.

    Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...

    Then, he spoke...
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    "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."

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    Hehehehe

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    I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...
    True!

    I guess the men from Montana just havent quite got their priorities sorted.
    Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.

    After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    A plane passed through a severe storm.

    The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse

    when one wing was struck by lightning.

    One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane

    and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried.

    Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die,

    I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!

    Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

    For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the

    desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a man from New Zealand stood up in the rear of the plane.

    He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

    Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,

    one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.

    Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...

    Then, he spoke...
    *
    *
    *
    "Cook me some eggs bitch."
    Or the warrior ending perhaps?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...

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    Ironing IS womens work afterall, he should not have NEEDED to ask ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I would have asked for the beer before getting my shirt ironed...
    Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........
    But AFTER she had ironed the shirt and got the beer, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    But AFTER she had ironed the shirt and got the beer, eh?
    Of course not!
    She could be ironing the shirt while you were drinking the beer.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Or the warrior ending perhaps?
    As if they would have eggs handy on a areoplane ... about to crash.................. Doh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Call me strange but I would have shagged her senseless...........
    That's cause you're a Kiwi bloke, not a Montana man

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    As if they would have eggs handy on a areoplane ... about to crash.................. Doh!
    Well she better find some hadn't she. You know how it ends if she doesn't.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Beer and a blowjob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Well she better find some hadn't she. You know how it ends if she doesn't.
    yeah yeah yeah

    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Beer and a blowjob.
    I was waiting for that comment.......................

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