It's raining and I've just caught cancer from homeopathic radiation coming from Japan!!!!
ArseBiscuit
It's raining and I've just caught cancer from homeopathic radiation coming from Japan!!!!
Forum whore
More colour therapy!!!Originally Posted by stig
I guess there's people who still believe that those silicon wrist bands with holograms on them makes them faster, stronger, and more flexible, in spite of the whole Australian legal thing
Grumpy Old Bastard
And alcomohol makes you relax - completely if you have enough of it. Last time I tried it I relaxed so much I found myself fully relaxed in the gutter at the side of the road...next morning. Surely that degree of relaxation must be good for you too?
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
I haz a bieks :D
Yeah I've lost photo ID, eftpos, keys and half an ipod that way.
Alcohol does other things, too.
At least you were relaxed? Ha ha ha. Cold?
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
Forum whore
So this must be correct, then:
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Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Merlot!!!
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Forum whore
BNT Automotive.
Moped rider
yeah, found it ok.
couldn't find any references to double blind tests for it,
but then again, I don't plan on drinking it.
Deus ex ukulele
Di-hydrogen oxide is evil lethal stuff. There should be laws banning it.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Fully Foxed
Meh. Water off a ducks back.
Anarchic Wild Child
Vaccine has (usually) dead virus cells which we then react to and build up an immunity to the virus ...If you understand the principle of a vaccine, how can an understanding of homoeopathy not logically follow?
Homoeopathy uses distilled water which has touched other water - which possibly has had other water in it which once contact with water that might have contained bits of water which once came in contact with water which contained chemicals ... None left in the actual water you take.
BIG DIFFERENCE!!!
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Anarchic Wild Child
It's also been proven that smoking delays the onset of Alzhemiers disease - don't see anyone promoting the health benefits of smoking either ..
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Anarchic Wild Child
Shit ... if that's what silicon wristbands do - what do silicone tits do?More colour therapy!!!
I guess there's people who still believe that those silicon wrist bands with holograms on them makes them faster, stronger, and more flexible, in spite of the whole Australian legal thing
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
sdkfz
Same thing as caffeine.
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
Hardcore Biker
My arse hurts and I've been nowhere near a Honda. Do you think Homeopathy would be the cause?
Go to Google.co.nz
Type or paste in
how does homeopathy work
(Don't click on the suggestion, insert it manually)
Click 'I feel lucky'
Ha ha
"I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.
Forum whore
U might be able to try tincture of arnica as a suppository
Awesome
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