Popped 'round to visit him today.

He's pretty good, really, all things considered. He walks!

The stories were all interesting, but also various combinations of sad, happy, painfull, and more.

It's not my place to relate his stories on his behalf, but having heard them, based on my opinion these are for Santas' naughty and nice list:

Good:
Heather.
Cop where the accident occured.
Wellington Motorcycles.

Bad:
Farmers who don't control their stock.
Doctors who can't control their mouths.