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    Quote Originally Posted by bikemad View Post
    coz in one breath hes sayin hes really safe,responsible and at the back at track days and on rides etc,next breath hes droppin into first at 9k rpm approaching a corner on unfamilier public road coz he wants to get the power down etc...........is this what they teach at art track days..............like i said im old and somewhat confused on this thread,doesnt stack up,must be a piss take.............i dont mind tho.........got my post count up......and he wasnt hurt for the experience............so lesson learned one hopes
    he's deadly serious. Thats whats so hilarious about this whole thread and the idiots supporting him. But im the one in need of help, so i'll congratulate him again and ask who his tuTor/mentor is ... So i can stEAR fookIN CLEAR OF THE muppet(s) !


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    I'm not sure if you're taking the piss and sitting back having a laugh or legitimately want more drive out of the corners.

    I ride a similarly geared and cc bike to you. At 9k in second gear (~100kmh) there's not a hell of a lot more drive that little IL4 is going to give you thats not already there. Searching for 1st, no brakes, into a corner, at 100kmh is not what you want to be doing right now unless the corner is a hairpin and you're looking to back it in and wheelie it out.

    He's a couple of suggestions that may give you that drive you're searching for (no I'm not taking the piss, they may work for you):
    • loose a tooth on the front sprocket and add two to the rear (Much more drive in second gear and the top end speed you loose you don't care about anyway. Not so good if you cruise a lot on the motorway.)
    • buy a v-twin (you'll learn throttle control and engine braking then)
    • buy a thou (ok this suggestion is a little bit of a piss take)

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    i CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T ABUSED HIM FOR RIDING A HONDUH TOO....

    NO WONDER HE BINNED IT, THE BACK PROBABLY STEPPED OUT ALL OF AN INCH AND THE LIMP WRIST-ED , GAY PERSON, JUST RODE STRAIGHT OF THE ROAD AND SLID ON TEH GRAVEL.


    THAT'S PROBABLY A MORE ACCURATE ACCOUNT.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SPP View Post
    • buy a thou
    I LIKE IT AND IF YOU DON;T MIND I 'D SUGGEST GETTING A GSXR THOU.... THEN YOU CAN RIDE THAT FOOKAH IN ANGER ! AND NOT WORRY ABOUT LIMP WRISTS ANY MORE !


    pROBLEM SOLVED ! NICE WORK spp !!! i likE IT


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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    i CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T ABUSED HIM FOR RIDING A HONDUH TOO....
    Couldn't resist eh Boomer

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    1st gear is good through to a bit over 100km/h on my bike (on the 250 you have you probably find it is only good for a standing start). I wasn't travelling anywhere near that speed at the time though. 2nd gear would have been ok but would not have offered much power out of the corner.
    Whilst first gear might be good in acceleration up to 100km/hr. I doubt you could go down into 1st gear at 100km/hr.

    My question to you is? Would you go into first if you were in a car? Nope. Didn't think so. Well, the same kind of rules apply to bikes. at 100km/hr. You are asking for trouble for even thinking about dropping her into first gear. Suggest you go back to learning to ride and getting to know about gears and safe speeds etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by spp View Post
    couldn't resist eh boomer

    i'm giving my self the beats as we speak, i cant believe i let this go for so long without abusing him for his sexuality.... I must be slowing down in my old age.


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    more meds boom..............hold it down,hold it..........................there ya go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    more meds boom..............hold it down,hold it..........................there ya go

    I POPPED A COUPLE OF lsd"s>. I NEED TO GET ON TEH SAME LEVEL AS TEH op


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    far out man................say gidday to elvis for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer View Post
    I likE IT
    Wow! Boomer returns. You looked at the stats eh? Want to improve your badness

    Look, he binned riding how he does. He is a returned rider with a mentor. He posted he binned, which is a lot braver than most as he has learned in this thread.

    I have ridden with you, and would be happy to do so anytime. I wonder if the current weather patterns are affecting peoples ability to cope. I do know however that you are going to take a spanking from the mods anytime soon
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    I say 'bring it' to the mods.. They'd be doing me a favour.

    As for stats.. I haven't seen one for most annoying prik yet..??! I must be 'up there' tho ...


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    mods...........little geezers wearing anoraks on vespas???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikemad View Post
    mods...........little geezers wearing anoraks on vespas???
    ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER BEING ONE..??! I DID LIKE MY 2 TONE & ska


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    hell yeah..........people try and put us down......















    almost.............the Ricies were the first bike type club i knew of in CHCH years agowhen i was a kid............they rode Susuki 50cc mavericks i think they were

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