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  1. 31st January 2010, 16:13 #1
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    Are you ALWAYS gay if you like a Honda?

    I sure hope not cos I've fallen back in love with the mighty vifferarri.
    The sound and the feel of those sports/tourers has me raring for a bike ride.
    Jorja likes the VFR too--something about the way they viabrate--has me a bit worried
    So now theres a red honda sitting in my gargre again
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  2. 31st January 2010, 16:15 #2
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    You do realise this is a lame, KB only phenomena?
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    Well, let me put it this way.

    One of the best shags I ever had was in the back of a Honda Civic in 1993. Her name was XXXXXX, and she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

    I have never, however, shagged on a Honda bike.......but I have done rude things to a girl over my BMX bike when I were a lad. Her name was XXXXX and she could suck the chrome off a tow bar.

    So, personally, I have never done rude things with another man on, in or near a Honda....or a BMX......

    In summary, I have not had a homosexual experience related to a Honda......

    Does that answer any kind of question that was in this thread....
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    Mate, good choice. We all have a "gay ol' time" riding our VFRs whether we are gay or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    You do realise this is a lame, KB only phenomena?
    What?? How dare you suggest that KB isn't the Real World (tm)?
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    Ask Maha hes got a Honda and hes ???.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    I sure hope not cos I've fallen back in love with the mighty vifferarri.
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  10. 31st January 2010, 20:03 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    Ask Maha hes got a Honda and hes ???.

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    Not at all,I have no idea who came up with it anyways,seems very stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Well, let me put it this way.

    One of the best shags I ever had was in the back of a Honda Civic in 1993. Her name was XXXXXX, and she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

    I have never, however, shagged on a Honda bike.......but I have done rude things to a girl over my BMX bike when I were a lad. Her name was XXXXX and she could suck the chrome off a tow bar.

    So, personally, I have never done rude things with another man on, in or near a Honda....or a BMX......

    In summary, I have not had a homosexual experience related to a Honda......

    Does that answer any kind of question that was in this thread....
    this XXXXXX chick sounds a bit loose.
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    funny i always assumed it had carried over from their cars, though i never really understood that either.
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    Ahh well so be it. tarred or untarred with the gay brush I've reaquainted myself with the joys of riding a bike that fits me perfectly. its an old girl but mechanically darned good.
    I think this ones a keeper.
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