thebadger dodges death, and also has a flavour!

[thebadger]

So on my way to the gym today I was filtering up to an intersection, couldn't go right to the front cos some fucktard decided to change lanes at the last minute and was blocking up the whole show, so I pulled up next to a station wagon. Was waiting patiently, minding my own business, when from the back window of the station wagon, inches from my elbow appeared the large furry snout of a German Shepherd. It looks at me for a second, then gives my sleeve a big lick! ?!?! I rode away pissing myself laughing...

But then an hour later almost got taken out by some soccer mum in a Range Rover, yakking on her cellphone and thinking she's above giving way, indicating or even checking if she's about to run over some unsuspecting person in her way. She got the horn, and the bird. Should've shoved that cellphone up her rectum... But karma's a bitch, it'll get her in the end

Moral of the story: self-important bitches from Mt Eden are trying to kill me, but at least I taste good

[Ragingrob]

Fark I got the biggest fright the other day. Was lane-splitting along the motorway, fully concentrating on any indication of movement for cars to jump in front of me. I was just coming up to a ute and a dog in the back that I didn't see gave a massive bark right in my ear as I went past, I actually flinched and swerved away from it! Ended up continuing on my way laughing at how funny I would've looked to the cars behind me

[sondela]

Fark I got the biggest fright the other day. Was lane-splitting along the motorway, fully concentrating on any indication of movement for cars to jump in front of me. I was just coming up to a ute and a dog in the back that I didn't see gave a massive bark right in my ear as I went past, I actually flinched and swerved away from it! Ended up continuing on my way laughing at how funny I would've looked to the cars behind me

Haha oh I've had that happen too.. scares you so much you nearly lose it, then you nearly fall off the bike laughing

[sondela]

Oh and congrats on having flavour Badger!

[bogan]

Yup, all badgers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em

sorry, once thought of it had to be said

[ital916]

Yup, all badgers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em

sorry, once thought of it had to be said

Shouldnt that be "all beavers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em". Dont think I've ever heard a muff being called a badger....good be just me though

[gijoe1313]

I guess the doggy in the window was just wanting a lick of the leathers ... "mmm, tastes like din-dins!"

[SARGE]

Haha oh I've had that happen too.. scares you so much you nearly lose it, then you nearly fall off the bike laughing

i bark back

Oh and congrats on having flavour Badger!

my neignbors dog eats his own poo.. so much for taste buds...

[SARGE]

Dont think I've ever heard a muff being called a badger.

youve obviously never met any of my ex-wives ..

[PrincessBandit]

Yes I too have flinched when a "friendly" doggy has spoken loudly to me as our paths have been aligned on a stretch of road. I'd bark back except that with my visor shut I doubt they'd hear me, or at worst might misinterpret what I said in doggy language....

[vgcspares]

these have resulted in offs:

2 bees
3 birds
1 bull
3 cats
5 cows
2 cyclists
1 deer
11 dogs
1 goat
1 kangaroo
2 possum
4 sheep
3 turkeys

so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection

[bogan]

Shouldnt that be "all beavers have a flavour, though thats not why I lick em". Dont think I've ever heard a muff being called a badger....good be just me though

tis british for beaver, JC used the term on top gear I believe

[ital916]

tis british for beaver, JC used the term on top gear I believe

Well Im from england and never heard them being called badger....or maybe I was just from the classy part of town

[Zuki lover]

maybe he was guna lick its ass,.... but saw you 1st

[pritch]

I'd bark back except that with my visor shut I doubt they'd hear me, or at worst might misinterpret what I said in doggy language....

You sometimes don't actually need to make any noise, just move your head as if you're barking. I was parked behind a car with two Dobermans inside once and I did the head movements, the dogs went berserk.

The driver was looking everywhere trying to figure out what got the dogs going. When he looked at me in the mirror I was doing my "butter wouldn't melt" thing.

His ears could still be ringing...