Beauty tips from Beckham

**SPORK** · 10th May 2005, 22:42

Originally Posted by Ixion

David Beckham is into your pants ? Oh well, whatever rocks your boat ducky

Hey, I never said I liked it! Although, I never said I didn't...

**Ixion** · 10th May 2005, 22:44

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

That'd be like sprinkling a little paprika on the end of your knob. Sure, it'll feel like you were on fire for a few minutes... But, you'd then realise that she's mostly plastic, shrinking on a daily basis and that there's better things to have on your knob than spice

Hey, if you don't want her, pass her over here. I'm not so fussy.

**The Tazman** · 10th May 2005, 22:47

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

That'd be like sprinkling a little paprika on the end of your knob. Sure, it'll feel like you were on fire for a few minutes... But, you'd then realise that she's mostly plastic, shrinking on a daily basis and that there's better things to have on your knob than spice

Nicely put SC

Can I just add that one of the AB's likes to look his best! ! ! ! ! ! !

**Biff** · 10th May 2005, 22:48

Originally Posted by Storm

Yeah, but you're a strumpet/ special case. Dunno what category you fall into

SmoothSkinnedFreshLookingWrinkleFree strumpet perhaps?

Anyhoo - Slipstream is the real strumpet here. I'm just keeping the seat warm for her ....by occassionaly farting on it.

**StoneChucker** · 10th May 2005, 22:49

Originally Posted by Ixion

Hey, if you don't want her, pass her over here. I'm not so fussy.

Hey, I've got nothing against plastic

It's just not my preferred um, err, nevermind

**Mooch** · 10th May 2005, 22:55

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

I read a lads mag a while back, and it said that Kiwi guys were amongst the worst in the world for looking after their physical appearance, interms of skin/hair care etc, just behind Ozzies. Honest - don't blame me - blame FHM.

I occasionaly moisturise by the way. I also have a penis, a Ms Biff and a couple of Bifflings. I am not a sausage jockey and consider myself quite masculine thank you.

As a matter of interest - When does Sex in the City start up again ?

Kiwi blokes don't bother with this stuff because acording to FHM they're to busy "getting it" as aposed to "looking for it"

**SPORK** · 10th May 2005, 23:00

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

SmoothSkinnedFreshLookingWrinkleFree strumpet perhaps?

Anyhoo - Slipstream is the real strumpet here. I'm just keeping the seat warm for her ....by occassionaly farting on it.

Well, stake your claim and

Put your lovely signature thingas back!