Great Uncle Walter was a great provider of advice. There was never a scenario created that he had not had first hand experience of and was quick to proffer an encouraging word in relation to which. Great Aunt Maureen, however, suffered from selective deafness, a cultivated ailment that was unfortunately to be the end of her. Indeed it was actually a seagull, not a duck, not that the top half of the stable door was particularly interested in that fact.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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