Beauty tips from Beckham

[Ms Piggy]

David Beckham explaining his beauty regime: "Being out in the cold and rain doesn't help your skin, so moisturiser in the morning is a big thing. And at night it's the eye cream. A manicure is probably my favourite pampering splurge." Taking notes, lads?

[Sparky Bills]

UMMMM..
ERRRRRRR..

Hey WT, take some notes will ya

[Sensei]

I thought it was slapping on Posh's G-Sting

[Ixion]

David Beckham explaining his beauty regime: "Being out in the cold and rain doesn't help your skin, so moisturiser in the morning is a big thing. And at night it's the eye cream. A manicure is probably my favourite pampering splurge." Taking notes, lads?

I always think a good foundation is so, like, essential myself.

[MOTOXXX]

remember he does play soccer

[Storm]

I feel the most appropriate response for this threads is;
Sorry, CSL. I'm straight

[bugjuice]

ghay, pufft and brainless.
can't stand beckham, or most soccer players for that matter. or that barbie doll of a wife. There's more intelegence on Mars than the pair of them together

[Skunk]

I thought it was slapping on Posh's G-Sting

I thought he was into anything BUT Posh's g-string.

[SPORK]

I thought he was into anything BUT Posh's g-string.

You mean like my g-st... uhh... pants?

[Ixion]

You mean like my g-st... uhh... pants?

David Beckham is into your pants ? Oh well, whatever rocks your boat ducky

[Jamezo]

I might comment, but I just had my hair blow-dried and straightened by my mum.........................no shit

gimme a break, I have a broken arm! I rule!

[Biff]

I read a lads mag a while back, and it said that Kiwi guys were amongst the worst in the world for looking after their physical appearance, interms of skin/hair care etc, just behind Ozzies. Honest - don't blame me - blame FHM.

I occasionaly moisturise by the way. I also have a penis, a Ms Biff and a couple of Bifflings. I am not a sausage jockey and consider myself quite masculine thank you.

As a matter of interest - When does Sex in the City start up again ?

[Storm]

Yeah, but you're a strumpet/ special case. Dunno what category you fall into

[Sutage]

He gets to screw Posh Spice. I dont.

He wins

[StoneChucker]

He gets to screw Posh Spice

That'd be like sprinkling a little paprika on the end of your knob. Sure, it'll feel like you were on fire for a few minutes... But, you'd then realise that she's mostly plastic, shrinking on a daily basis and that there's better things to have on your knob than spice