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  1. 18th May 2005, 10:28 #1
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    Who likes Boris?

    Readers of Australian Motorcycle News will no doubt have seen/heard of/read Boris's columns over the past 18 months.

    I remember his very first column after joining the mag, 1st paragraph went something like this

    "Fairings are for poofters. Big buttery ones that like rough man sex in seedy public toilets."

    Since then, I've looked extremely forward to his ramblings and road tests. I also enjoy reading all the hate mail he gets in the readers letter section and when worthy of one, his replies.

    This guy has got to be the most controversal bloke in motorcycle journalism.

    Very fucken funny bastard.

    Who else likes him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    "Fairings are for poofters. Big buttery ones that like rough man sex in seedy public toilets."
    Don't get the mag very often, but yeah, funny every time.
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  3. 18th May 2005, 11:01 #3
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    I do. But that message would be too short.

    I like the fact he has his own mind. Most of the time.
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    Yeah, I'm not entirly convinced he has his own mind, just seems sometimes to automatically take the opposite view of popular oppinion.

    Fucken hilarious watching him rip into his more vocal opponents.
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    "Fairings are for poofters. Big buttery ones that like rough man sex in seedy public toilets."
    Mate that has to be you! that is identical to something you would say trying to raise the profile of your alter ego ???
    Ive run out of fucks to give
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    Could you give me a few of his more memorable quotes, if you have any spare time at the dealership ?
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
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  7. 18th May 2005, 12:41 #7
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    Yeah, he and his mates are rough, tough bikers alright. Brother Silverback even had to sell his bikes to do home improvements.
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    Stupidity kills people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm
    Could you give me a few of his more memorable quotes, if you have any spare time at the dealership ?
    You asked for it!

    "I've been meaning to burp some of the tedious queers who keep on about the supposed glories of crash helmets for a while now"

    Here's a relevant one.

    "My first accident happened three months into my riding career - which is right about the time I knew everything there was to know about this bike-riding caper."

    There's a couple. There are some better ones but I can't be fucked going looking right now.
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  9. 18th May 2005, 14:34 #9
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    Yeah, hes great
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    "My first accident happened three months into my riding career - which is right about the time I knew everything there was to know about this bike-riding caper."

    Fuck - sounds like me.
    Maybe this guy knows a few things, after all!
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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    Yup, Boris is the most contraversial read in that magazine for sure. I look forward to his scribes each issue.
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