Quick quiz after nearly riding into the back of a truck.

[vifferman]

All I wish to say is:

[aprilia_RS250]

I once saw at Britomart a girl, quiet a looker wearing short skirt, stunning legs in heels, wanting to cross a street, think it was Commerce just towards Northern Steamship it was middle of the day. You hear a roar, a guy in a 996 gunning it down. She quickly steps backwards on the footpath but he starts slowing down stops right in front of her and gestures she can cross (no pedestrian crossing or anything). NOW the funniest thing happens, she starts crossing and he starts to rev the engine, but keeping it constant say half way up the rev meter then with every step she makes he just punches it. She starts giggling, waves at him and and of course looking back once she crossed the road. He gives her a final beep and bolts off.

So far the only attention I had from the opposite sex was a 10 year old girl waving at me crossing the harbour bridge at the back of a people mover.... But funny enough I do get a lot interest from ex gf's now that I've got a bike!

[90s]

I low sided my R6 not that long ago along Oriental Parade because 2 girls were wearing the shortest hot pants I've ever seen. (I didn't hit anything, only thing was a munted crash bung, scratch to the 'zorst)

Be warned a scantily clad girl walking down the street is no more a harbinger of death to an honest biker..

You are not the only one! Someone was late meeting up with me because they highsided their R6 for the same reason ... broken arm and blow to the ego ...

[Cayman911]

you gotta love this clip

Posted that in another thread, and realised its the perfect thing for this thread also.

thats what happens when everything in this thread goes together

[SMOKEU]

Ummm,
If you are going to continue to be distracted by females walking, then may I suggest you stick to being a passenger in a cage!

Seriously!
In 1 second you cover the best part of 15 metres at 50k... That is a long way into the back of a Truck Chassis.... that doesn't move very much when hit my Alloy and Plastic, and human bones.....

Yes, females dig guys on bikes, but they also like guys in perfectly serviceable working order.

Sorry for being the "Fun Policeman" today, but I don't really find it amusing to stack a 160 Kw Hp machine because one can't keep their eyes on the road.

One of my mates gives me shit for keeping my eyes on the road when I'm driving and not checking out every hot chick that I drive past, and I give him shit for all the insurance claims he's had to make for all the crashes he's had due to being distracted.