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    It's official - Kiwi women are easy.

    And for that we thank you !

    From the most reliable news paper in the world - thesun.co.uk


    SWEDEN is home to the most bisexual babes in the world, a new study has revealed.
    Nordic naughtiness is all the rage with the blonde beauties over there.

    But they don't top the league when it comes to lasting the longest in bed - held by Brazil - or come near San Francisco as the kinkiest place to visit.

    New Zealand

    Totalling an average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime, New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world, a survey reveals.

    Austria

    With an average of 29.3 sexual partners, Austria's men are the most promiscuous in the world, a survey reveals.

    Germany

    Germany is the country with the world's worst lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries - the reason they gave was that they were 'too smelly'.

    Spain

    Spain is home to the world's best lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries.

    Thailand

    At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.

    Greece

    A Durex survey revealed that Greece is the horniest country in the world.

    Brazil

    According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour, sex lasts the longest in Brazil, at an average of 30 minutes.

    Australia

    Australian breasts are blooming lovely, with over 40 per cent of Australian women now buying bras with a cup size of DD or higher - some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K to accommodate the busty Aussie girls.

    Indonesia

    Seven times a year on a holiday called 'Pon', Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse - if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true.

    India

    When India's first phone-sex line went live, it became so popular that it was driving its users into debt - so the Indian government shut it down.

    France

    A Marie Claire survey found that 41 per cent of French people have participated in an orgy and 27 per cent have engaged in partner swapping. It is also believed that the French give and receive the most fellatio

    Japan

    With a total of 500 people taking part, Japan has successfully set the world record for world's largest orgy.

    Harajuku, Japan

    The Harajuku area of Tokyo is famous across the world for its fetish fashions - the most recent fetish-fashion craze to sweep the area is 'injured idol', where scantily clad women dress up in bandages.

    Mykonos, Greece
    Anything goes on this Greek island, which has been dubbed 'the world's adult playground'.

    San Fernando Valley, California, USA

    Nearly 90 per cent of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley - aka "Porn Valley", "San Pornando Valley" or "Silicone Valley".

    San Francisco, California, USA

    This city is host to the World's largest showcase for S&M products and culture - the Folsom Street Fair.

    Tel Aviv, Israel

    This city is known as the 'brothel capital of the world', with an estimated 250 knocking shops.


    Cap d'Agde, France

    Unsurprisingly, France boasts the largest naturist resort in the world - the Cap d'Agde, whose 'Village Naturiste' is made up of a small town and a 2km beach.

    Upminster, England

    The residents of this suburban town are the kinkiest in England - they spend 7.9 times the national average on sex toys and DVDs to boost their sex lives.



    Must say - I like that pon holiday idea!

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    "Indonesia

    Seven times a year on a holiday called 'Pon', Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse - if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true."



    We better take this holiday on here...
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    I am glad they are easy (-:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    I am glad they are easy (-:
    Yeah. Me too. If they weren't easy, I'd be..errr..ahhh...never mind...
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    Hmmm 20.4 aye.....counting on ten fingers and ten toes and .4 for a threesome....sounds about right
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    I can't believe i clicked on this thread
    I can't believe i read thru it

    .......... i have SINCERELY got to GET A LIFE

    mea culpa
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    I can't believe i clicked on this thread
    I can't believe i read thru it

    .......... i have SINCERELY got to GET A LIFE

    mea culpa
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    Wot she sed...!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
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    Where is Spankme????? Surely this would pop up under his radar.
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    Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!
    It doesn't mention anything about prison sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!
    He is saving himself for the second coming of christ!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Yet Skidmark is still a virgin!
    haha, the poor guy hasn't been on here for weeks, he certainly made a lasting impression, this is the third reference I've read about him today.

    and as for new zealand chicks are easy, they're just catching up with the men, well so I have been told. It's the women can do anything a man can do, only better. though in this case I think it's really sad.

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