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    Disgraceful shenanigans seen on my ride to work

    So Here I am having a plesant lane split to work this morning when what sight should meet my mince pies but ....... not one..... not two......not even three but four fellow bikers in slow traffic riding in their lane wth good following distances and BLOODY behaving themselves!!!!!!

    Come on people we're supposed to be rebels, social miscontents and so on. If we keep behaving like choir boys/girls society will bloody well expect it. So get out there and stop taking showers, start lane splitting and create some chaos!

    Oh and stop with the bloody Hi vis too, your starting to make us look like geeks!
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    Shenanigans.
    There's a word you don't see much.

    Like balderdash (I've trying to repopularise that one)
    Or shindig.
    Or hootenanny
    ("This here's a right good shindig"
    "Nah uh, this here's a hootenanny"
    "Shindig!"
    "Hootenanny!")


    Anyone got any more?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Shenanigans.
    There's a word you don't see much.

    Like balderdash (I've trying to repopularise that one)
    Or shindig.
    Or hootenanny
    ("This here's a right good shindig"
    "Nah uh, this here's a hootenanny"
    "Shindig!"
    "Hootenanny!")


    Anyone got any more?
    You forgot "Dag nabit"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    any more?
    Hoolie ! Haven't had a proper hoolie for ages!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    So Here I am having a plesant lane split to work this morning when what sight should meet my mince pies but ....... not one..... not two......not even three but four fellow bikers in slow traffic riding in their lane wth good following distances and BLOODY behaving themselves!!!!!!

    Come on people we're supposed to be rebels, social miscontents and so on. If we keep behaving like choir boys/girls society will bloody well expect it. So get out there and stop taking showers, start lane splitting and create some chaos!

    Oh and stop with the bloody Hi vis too, your starting to make us look like geeks!
    Yeah leave that high vis crap for the Honda riders eh.
    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
    BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
    So please fuck off and die.
    Go Go, Ninja Dinosaur!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spacemonkey View Post
    Yeah leave that high vis crap for the Honda riders eh.
    If I rode an Honda and wore a high-viz vest I might take umbrage at such slurs.

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    hate those hi-vis w*nkers. next time i see one i'm gonna shove them with my boot. lets see your hi-vis save your ass from that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proseuche View Post
    hate those hi-vis w*nkers. next time i see one i'm gonna shove them with my boot. lets see your hi-vis save your ass from that.
    My thoughts exactly
    If you wanna wear a hi-vis vest , go be a road worker

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    I was in the cage this morning in the porirua/wellington traffic jam........ well over to the left letting all the fellow bikers through when a madman tore past me on my left hand side. lol dam near crapped myself.
    There had to be one that had to ride on that side of the road.
    Nice bike though. Looked like a smooth rider
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    So Here I am having a plesant lane split to work this morning when what sight should meet my mince pies but ....... not one..... not two......not even three but four fellow bikers in slow traffic riding in their lane wth good following distances and BLOODY behaving themselves!!!!!!

    Come on people we're supposed to be rebels, social miscontents and so on. If we keep behaving like choir boys/girls society will bloody well expect it. So get out there and stop taking showers, start lane splitting and create some chaos!

    Oh and stop with the bloody Hi vis too, your starting to make us look like geeks!
    dont worry mate, my filtering escapade this morning would more than make up for it
    note to self: pissed off and running late make for a scarry ride to work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    dont worry mate, my filtering escapade this morning would more than make up for it
    note to self: pissed off and running late make for a scarry ride to work
    I'm hearing ya man......... Pissed off, wet and late are also a bad combination.
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    The result of my running late to work on Monday arrived in the mail today, $120..... It was that last 100m to work where he got me.
    I forgot that they like occasionally to hang out on the petone esplanarde first thing in the morning. DOH!!!
    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
    BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!! BULLSHIT!!
    So please fuck off and die.
    Go Go, Ninja Dinosaur!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    ...... scarry ride to work......
    hope not 10 char

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    My thoughts exactly
    If you wanna wear a hi-vis vest , go be a road worker
    wots with all the High Vis hatred?.... no ones forcing you to wear one. try commuting every morning in Central auckland rush hour madness while its still dark. you might change your mind when several 4x4's make a bee-line right for your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMWST? View Post
    hope not 10 char
    totaly undy wrecking! must get used to the new bike having weight distributed more to the front, therefor less grip on the back
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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