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    Biker say what?

    hey all, maybe you can help me out.
    (especially if you're not originally from NZ or have spent time overseas)

    I'm doing Linguistic research on NZ English, focusing on transport/automotive industry as one topic area. Can you think of any bike/Biker lingo that would be unique or distinctive to NZ ?

    This would also include slang , diminutives (like 'brekkie' breakfast), idioms etc. and ideally terms that are used somewhat frequently (preferably on here, since all forum posts are timestamped).
    I can try to explain more if people are interested.

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    a couple i can think of relating to auto industry are:

    base model cars are known as billy basics or poverty packs

    a customer on a car yard who has the means/intent to purchase is called a plum or a wood duck
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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    a couple i can think of relating to auto industry are:

    base model cars are known as billy basics or poverty packs

    a customer on a car yard who has the means/intent to purchase is called a plum or a wood duck
    never heard any of those

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    never heard any of those
    Likewise and I work in the auto trade
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    not bike related but electric car windows were known as "fast glass" back in the day when they wernt that common

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    Honda's a ghey apparently

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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    a couple i can think of relating to auto industry are:

    base model cars are known as billy basics or poverty packs

    a customer on a car yard who has the means/intent to purchase is called a plum or a wood duck
    A 'plum' or a 'wood duck' when I was selling cars (12yrs in total) was someone who couldn't say no or negotiate. Example, they will say things like, 'can I buy this car now', or something similar in the very early stages of the sale process. They don't play their cards close to their chest, instead telling you everything that will make the deal easy for you. They, as I said, won't negotiate on price, if they do it will be a token ask of maybe $500 off which you easily say no to, and they accept the first price offered for their trade-in, if they have one. Someone who is on the yard with the means/intent to purchase is just a 'punter'. They may turn out to be a plum (ripe for the taking) or a wood duck (an easy target) or they might be the most difficult customer you'll ever deal with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    Honda's a ghey apparently
    Nah - this is a lame KB only joke.


    Other Automotive Acronyms are:
    LOMBARD.
    Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.

    WOFTAM
    Waste Of Ferkin' Time And Money.

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    Lol, those are awesome, keep it up. The problem for me being an untravelled kiwi is that it's bloody difficult to pick differences between what ppl say here versus other varieties of English and even harder to determine their origin (unless it's from Maori).

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    tis hard to know whats NZ or not, and some applicable to more than motoring:

    yeh, nah
    give someone the learn
    she'll be right
    rev the tits off it

    And used in a proper sentence.
    So you wanna give him the learn eh? hmm, yeh, nah, just fucking rev the tits off it and she'll be right
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    Hoon off/blast off down to the dairy/garage/shops
    give it death/rings/assholes
    squeal its tyres


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    go for a blat
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