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  1. 1st April 2010, 19:56 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by chasio View Post
    - Hoons & hooning generally
    Used in Aussie too.
    Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
    A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision

    Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat

    Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
    Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
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    "rooted", as in I'm rooted, its rooted she was rooted...
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    all over the road like a mad womans shit....

    my boss used this pearl of wisdom the other day
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosman View Post
    "Fart blood"...Honda fire blade
    fixed it for ya
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Putting the anchors on - to use the brakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by michael View Post
    Dont know how this one managed to slip through the cracks: Cager
    Although it might be unique to KB
    Nah, not at all. I first saw it on American forums I belonged to, back before there was a KiwiBiker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Taking it International.
    Made me laugh...................
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    Maori Roast-Shark "n" Taties,or for our aussies fush n chups.

    The best from Mark Ellis-sweating like a rapist,and after the look from Lana Coc-Kroft,"shut up or the rest of NZ will know your name backwards(anal).
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    Doing some skids bro !
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !
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