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    diesiel do

    Anyhoo - job done, car works again, with new oil. The only problem is that in my mild panic I'd bought diesel oil instead of normal oil. Now my petrol 'hobby' car is running on diesel oil.
    Short answer is No

    if fact you can change to diesel oil before say rplacing with a v expensive synthetic ..
    Diesel oil contains more detergents and has a higher surface film shear shtrength ...
    and is a little more expensive ...

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    BIff ... steppa way from da spannerr ..

    orr

    Tossitt onto da nei-boors front lawn like I did .. ... yulle know when hee's founditt ...
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    Diesel oil's good stuff for your motor - but maybe not for a Primera with a SR18 or SR20....these are one of the worst sludge motors out there,could you see nice shiny alloy inside the oil cap,or was it black as shit? At least you didn't put engine oil in the auto.
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    easy done.. you know.. cos like, the bottom of the engine and the gear box are right close, like inches away.. and the stuff is, you know, could be the same colour n all.. Least you didn't pour new oil down the dipstick which is one story I heard. 5 hours to change the oil..


    arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    You want a photo of an arse? Then check this arse out.
    heh. Note the police blaming the workmen cos the copper rode, in full daylight, into blatently obvious cement. Hazard checking, much
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
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    Check if the diesel oil has an API rating withsomething like cf/sj on it. If it has an "s" it will be fine for spark ignition engines.

    With the SR series motors, you want to take the rocker cover off and clean out the oil feed lines above the cams as soon as you buy it. Easy job and you can check if the cams are rooted at the same time
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Smile

    You couldn't move the car anyway, so it sounds like you replaced the oil more or less straight away, so I wouldn't worry about any damage. (I wouldn't anyway, not that I'm an expert).

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    Funny.
    Very Funny.
    Not Rep point funny, but,, a good effort.


    I know a person, (yes, it did happen to be a woman), who topped up the car radiator up with water untill it started coming out of the dip stick!

    But Biff,, do tell us next week if diesel oil is ok for petrol engines won't ya!

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    As long as you don't gas her up using the black handled nozzle......
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    easy done.. you know.. cos like, the bottom of the engine and the gear box are right close, like inches away.. and the stuff is, you know, could be the same colour n all.. Least you didn't pour new oil down the dipstick which is one story I heard. 5 hours to change the oil..





    arse.
    Man how you do that >> might get you to do that at the next rally
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    Man how you do that >> might get you to do that at the next rally
    never tried it? it's easy.. the key is warming up before hand, and a touch of lube..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    As long as you don't gas her up using the black handled nozzle......
    Mrs Ixion tried to do that once. Forthunately there was a safety lock thingy on the pump and she had to come and ask me how to remove it. She said "that one was cheaper". Now she refuses to do anything whatsoever on servo forecourts and goes only to servos that will give her full service. She says it is all too complicated and "they should make it simpler"
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    She says it is all too complicated and "they should make it simpler"
    Colour?
    Size of nozzle?
    Written English?
    Hmmpphhh - I am fighting sooo hard not to post anything sarcastic here.

    Ooohhhh the pain......
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    So, if you're an arse, does that make you an Arse Biff-cuit?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodninja
    So, if you're an arse, does that make you an Arse Biff-cuit?
    Ha, bloody ha.
    Think you're funny do ya? And why have you got Cryhavoc's Avatar bumboy? And for that matter the same profile as him. And bike. And.....oh yeah.
    Arse Biscuits.

    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    You Frog Fucker

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