Biff - you're an arse

[Ixion]

Colour?
Size of nozzle?
Written English?
Hmmpphhh - I am fighting sooo hard not to post anything sarcastic here.

Ooohhhh the pain......

Mrs Ixion dislikes technology. She refuses to use the TV remote control because "there are too many buttons"

[Sensei]

And you ride a bike ??????????????????????????? Dangerous

[Biff]

Mrs Ixion dislikes technology. She refuses to use the TV remote control because "there are too many buttons"

I can see it now......(cut to wavy dream like scene)

It's Christmas in the Ixion household. Mr and Mrs Ixion are sitting in the living room opening up their respective presents. Mr Ixion gets the leg warmers, fluffy dice and a pair of socks made from the scrotal sack of Bulgarian Swamp Donkey he so wanted. Mrs Ixion opens her present to find a manual for a VFR800 VTEC. She opens it and flicks through the books pages, her eyes landing on the page describing the hydraulic lifting effect of the secondary valves at 7000 RPM, then she promptly explodes, adding parts of her person to the otherwise tastefully decorated Christmas tree.

Mr Ixion makes a cup of tea.

[Ixion]

And you ride a bike ??????????????????????????? Dangerous

Nah - I can handle a remote TV control. I wanta Gold Wing so I can have my own TV and watch it as I ride, and change channels with the remote.

[FROSTY:Me]

Diesel oil's good stuff for your motor - but maybe not for a Primera with a SR18 or SR20....these are one of the worst sludge motors out there,could you see nice shiny alloy inside the oil cap,or was it black as shit? At least you didn't put engine oil in the auto.

wot he sais---sorrry I was in a hurry b4 --its the specifics of your motor that worries me --The motor builds up a shit load of crap around the rockers and galleries.
Ya put in diesel oil and it gets broken down and works loose its gonna go 2 places
1) all over the sump filter -blockage which will cut the oil flow to zero
2) into the lill skinny cam oil feed lines which lubricate the cams
net result of either or both could be cam seizure or worse.
If that starts to happen you have an apsolute shit of a job on ya hands

[scumdog]

wot he sais---sorrry I was in a hurry b4 --its the specifics of your motor that worries me --The motor builds up a shit load of crap around the rockers and galleries.
Ya put in diesel oil and it gets broken down and works loose its gonna go 2 places
1) all over the sump filter -blockage which will cut the oil flow to zero
2) into the lill skinny cam oil feed lines which lubricate the cams
net result of either or both could be cam seizure or worse.
If that starts to happen you have an apsolute shit of a job on ya hands

Hey! I said that first!!
Just kidding but yeah, I TRIED to explain it on one of the earlier replies.

[gav]

So when are you servicing the bike? Can we watch??

[Kickaha]

So when are you servicing the bike? Can we watch??

And laugh

[inlinefour]

Just wondering if you forgot what your sig says. Was the concept of doing the work on the Nissan a direct result of holding onto flatulance too long?

[Mooch]

Don't ever give up your day job

[Pixie]

The C rated oil is fine to use .It is higher rated than SAE oils
http://motorcycleinfo.calsci.com/Oils1.html

[eliot-ness]

No problem at all Biff. Using diesel instead of conventional oil is a trick used by many service shops to cut down on oil burning in older cars. I use it every oil change in the wifes car. 350Ks on the clock. no problems/ no oil burning. The only difference I can find in the two is that diesel rated oil doesn't break down at the higher temperatures generated in diesel engines. Sell the car, Use the money for petrol for the bike.

[sels1]

Nice job Biffmeister..

Classic Biff.....whats your next trick?

[Biff]

To those of you that have helped with constructive suggestions - thanks.
To those of you that chortled slightly - you're forgiven. It’s to be expected.
To those of you that extracted the urine - may your loins become infested with the offspring of a thousand cockroaches.

Mooch - Get out of the country. Oh you have, good man.
Kickaha - I've seen your latest haircut. Did they use an oil funnel as a template?
Gav - Do you know that from behind you look like an ageing Danny De Vito on steroids?