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    Lonely? sick of beating off?











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    Churches are monuments to self importance

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    MATE!!!! with a name like yours a wouldn't be beat'n noth'n!!!
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    Can they cook me some eggs?

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    No,but they can make a mean smoothy though.

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    so dirty little fker over here has made one into a robot ,,,, can even cook eggs ( i kid you not)

    i want one

    batteries sold separately

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    Bugger if you had to change the batteries half way through. Could wrap copper wire around your man thing and charge em' up

    Looking forward to the future, I think I love technology
    Churches are monuments to self importance

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    Uncanny valley called. They want their entire population back.

    At least I wouldn't wonder if my right hand was watching me while I slept

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    Such a happy couple, its not about the sex, its the companionship...




    Not many models available for the ladies...I wonder why?





    If your girlfriend dumps you, you could make a copy just to piss her off!

    Churches are monuments to self importance

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