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    A question that gobsmacked me.

    A mate here at work just arose from his workstation, looked around and then blurted, "If you slept with both of the Olsen twins, and got them both pregnant, does that mean the offsprng would be identical cousins?"



    It's not so much the technical aspects, just the type of brain required to even come up with that question that has me wobbling about on my precepts of reality.

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    Do babysitters really sit on babies?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    It does not work that way according to language rules.
    2 people can only be said as 'identical' if they have similarity in their identity (i.e., their appearance).
    Therefore, unless they look similar (as in a way you would call identical twins), you cannot call them 'identical cousins'.

    This logic is valid, because, even if we have twins, unless they are similar in appearance we would not call them identical twins either, would we?

    Also, from a personal perspective, I wouldn't dream of sleeping with the Olsen twins either.

    Now, back to your medication, Jim.
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    A bit like the guy down at the works who has a party trick of inserting 14 matchsticks into the eye of his dick for a party trick - how the hell do people THINK of such things, let alone do it????
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    Aren't the Olsen Twins children...?
    Yech.

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    they're grown up and legal now..
    but I'm trying my best to resist adding anything else to this, as I fear I will talk myself into trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    they're grown up and legal now..
    but I'm trying my best to resist adding anything else to this, as I fear I will talk myself into trouble.
    Common Son your a biker get hard say something like

    "Fuck I dunno but give me a chance at Em and we will find out "

    something like that is ok what were you thinking??
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Geneticly speaking the chances are about the same as getting a free 2005 ducati 999. (if I remember my study correctly, which isnt often )

    And from a human perspective, why the hell would you want to??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    A mate here at work just arose from his workstation, looked around and then blurted, "If you slept with both of the Olsen twins, and got them both pregnant, does that mean the offsprng would be identical cousins?"

    It's not so much the technical aspects, just the type of brain required to even come up with that question that has me wobbling about on my precepts of reality.
    A "mate" eh ? Rigghhhtt. Ah well everyone to his own fantasy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    A mate here at work just arose from his workstation, looked around and then blurted, "If you slept with both of the Olsen twins, and got them both pregnant, does that mean the offsprng would be identical cousins?"
    Don't ask me. I come from Eltham. There are guys there who are their own fathers...
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    Who are the Olsen twins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Don't ask me. I come from Eltham.
    Eltham, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil
    Common Son your a biker get hard say something like

    "Fuck I dunno but give me a chance at Em and we will find out "

    something like that is ok what were you thinking??

    a cop has posted in here now, I really can't answer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Who are the Olsen twins?
    They're the famous tollgate ladies around Tauranga. One is 16 years old and the other is almost 19.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka
    Who are the Olsen twins?
    The two girls that starred on Full House as toddlers, went on to their own show, and The Warehouse import their clothing range (really must stop reading the missus's Woman's Day).

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