A question that gobsmacked me.

**Pwalo** · 18th May 2005, 10:45

Would you really 'sleep' with the Olsen twins?

**Ramius** · 18th May 2005, 10:54

Originally Posted by Jim2

A mate here at work just arose from his workstation, looked around and then blurted, "If you slept with both of the Olsen twins, and got them both pregnant, does that mean the offsprng would be identical cousins?"

It's not so much the technical aspects, just the type of brain required to even come up with that question that has me wobbling about on my precepts of reality.

Not to get technical as far as I have studied anatomy. I believe that to have an identical twin, the egg is fertilised by one sperm and the egg splits. In the case of non identical twins, it is two sperm, two eggs. So to get an identical cousin, you would have to somehow defy logic as you would need the same sperm to impregnate the egg.

Oh god, my mind hurts after that, I am going to have a lie down.

**NhuanH** · 18th May 2005, 10:56

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Don't ask me. I come from Eltham. There are guys there who are their own fathers...

I've always considered the 'Naki far more civilised than that! I think you meant either Dannevirkey or Gwoar.

True story: I was at the Feilding Fielddays this year showing some tek-a-nogical thingy. JimBob (name changed to protect the ignorant) came down from the hills and saw a demo and was quite impressed.
JB: "that's some fancy tekanology thar boy - you have that where you're from?"
NH: "ahh, yeah pal. It was made in Auckland."
JB: "no, I mean where your parents are from"
NH: "OK, you got me genius, they'd struggle to have anything like this in Vietnam - heard of the place?"
JB (to his mate, let's call him BillyBob - close cousins): "that thar boy's got pretty good English for a foreigner! Mebbe even better 'n ours BillyBob!"
JB (to me): "so when you becoming a citizen, boy?"
*please note in this account that JimBob's grammar has been corrected for legibility

At which point I politely turned around and starting pissing myself laughing, quietly. And to support your Taranaki theory (and kill my initial argument

), the Fonterra guys revealed that he was from Okato, on the 'Naki coast.

**ManDownUnder** · 18th May 2005, 10:56

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Don't ask me. I come from Eltham. There are guys there who are their own fathers...

oh dude! (Stratfordite here...)

aaa those memories of Ladies Mile... mostly sideways... in a Torana...

Eltham... mmmmmm

**ManDownUnder** · 18th May 2005, 10:57

Originally Posted by Pwalo

Would you really 'sleep' with the Olsen twins?

c'mon - Michael Jackson probably did...

**Ixion** · 18th May 2005, 11:02

Originally Posted by Marmoot

They're the famous tollgate ladies around Tauranga. One is 16 years old and the other is almost 19.

Ah. Old enough. Put my name on the list.

**bugjuice** · 18th May 2005, 11:07

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

c'mon - Michael Jackson probably did...

the olsen twins are girls, dummy...

twins are on the 'to-do' list, wouldn't kick 'em outta bed..
I have several questions I wouldn't mind finding out the answers to. Not targeted at the Olsen twins persay, but more 'how identical are they'.. could call me a perv, I just call it 'science', and for Man kind, I'm willing to put my ~~dick~~ neck on the line here..

law of the land - if there's tuff on the muff, that's enuff or if she's old enuff to bleed, she's old enuff to need.
Disclaimer - by no means do I live by or endorse this, and the first one excludes shaven havens. Please don't arrest me and/or come after me with pitch forks, cos they hurt.

**Marmoot** · 18th May 2005, 11:08

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

c'mon - Michael Jackson probably did...

what? with little girls?

**Marmoot** · 18th May 2005, 11:10

Originally Posted by bugjuice

but more 'how identical are they'..

shi....Now you got me THINKING......................................

**bugjuice** · 18th May 2005, 11:16

Originally Posted by Marmoot

shi....Now you got me THINKING......................................

all this one hand typing is giving me arm ache...
makes you wonder tho, ay?

**ManDownUnder** · 18th May 2005, 11:20

Originally Posted by Marmoot

what? with little girls?

yah - good point... maybe I'm just naieve...

**Motu** · 18th May 2005, 11:28

[QUOTE=NhuanHthe Fonterra guys revealed that he was from Okato, on the 'Naki coast.[/QUOTE]

How old was he? I may have the answer to a childhood trauma
.....Xmas Eve 1974 and we were hitchicking out of Okato...it was dark....it was raining....we were wearing army greatcoats and looked like something from a midnight horror movie.....but an eggshell blue Skoda stopped to pick us up,a brave man,but they are all brave men in Taranaki.

I sat down in the front passenger seat,it was all misted up inside - ''thanks mate,gee,it's nice and cosy in here...how far are you going?''

He didn't take us too far - and as I got out and shut the door I see a big parcel of takeways on the front seat...completly squashed,but I had a nice warm bum....

I always wondered what happened when he got home - a Xmas Eve treat for the kids,but when he gets home and opens the parcel on the kitchen table they find everything squashed as I've wriggled my bum on the nice warm parcel....

Such things can have a dramatic effect on a persons life that comes apparent in later years.....