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    Would YOU have laughed ...

    At the Easter Warbirds over Wanaka airshow, I whitnessed a "well to do" Female guest (in the exclusive Gold Pass Corporate viewing area ... red wine in the hand, got a "blow job" from a Seasprite helicoptor that got a bit close on it's take-off. (wind and all) It sent things flying .... wine included ... and splashed the white top she was wearing ... She LEFT soon after.

    I laughed ... AM I EVIL ... ???
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    That's not even close to being evil.

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    Yes, yes you are

    You should have immediately rushed forward and thrown soda water all over her top half. Stops red wine stains in their tracks.

    Depends on how important you actually are as to how you react to shit like that. Me, meh, rinse in rest room sink, pray not too see through afterwards. Head up and flaunt it
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    Yes, its funny.... and yes you are evil to find humour in such things.

    I can't stand watching the tennis because of all those pretentious twats sipping their chardonnay and quaffing down the caviar....... in their designer sunglasses, and tan coloured sun-hats. I would love to see one of them take a tennis ball in the face.

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    Schadenfreude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    At the Easter Warbirds over Wanaka airshow, I whitnessed a "well to do" Female guest (in the exclusive Gold Pass Corporate viewing area ... red wine in the hand, got a "blow job" from a Seasprite helicoptor that got a bit close on it's take-off. (wind and all) It sent things flying .... wine included ... and splashed the white top she was wearing ... She LEFT soon after.

    I laughed ... AM I EVIL ... ???
    Wow, that is soo interesting, thanks for sharing that with us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Yes, yes you are

    You should have immediately rushed forward and thrown soda water all over her top half. Stops red wine stains in their tracks.
    Splash water over a ladies white top aye, Yep I think that would be the polite thing to do, I'm with mom on this one

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    Not evil at all mate,wish i had seen it myself.Mutton dressed up as lamb no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    At the Easter Warbirds over Wanaka airshow, I whitnessed a "well to do" Female guest (in the exclusive Gold Pass Corporate viewing area ... red wine in the hand, got a "blow job" from a Seasprite helicoptor that got a bit close on it's take-off. (wind and all) It sent things flying .... wine included ... and splashed the white top she was wearing ... She LEFT soon after.

    I laughed ... AM I EVIL ... ???
    Hell no!!! I would've laughed too - probably wet my pants even

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwi Graham View Post
    Splash water over a ladies white top aye, Yep I think that would be the polite thing to do, I'm with mom on this one
    I had a very drunk Irish bloke tip his pint of Guiness down my front at Kitty 'O Briens a few years ago. OMG, he cried as only a drunk Irish boy can. I went to girlies, rinsed white shirt under tap, came back, he was still blubbering Bless him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I had a very"" druck "".

    sounds like you've had one or two gin and tonics yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I had a very druck Irish bloke tip his pint of Guiness down my front at Kitty 'O Briens a few years ago. OMG, he cried as only a drunk Irish boy can. I went to girlies, rinsed white shirt under tap, came back, he was still blubbering Bless him.
    If he was truely Irish, um, perhaps best not to be too flattered, most Irishmen will shed a tear or two over a spilt Guiness..... (though most would offer to lick it off too)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Wow, that is soo interesting, thanks for sharing that with us.
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    It was my pleasure .. I guess you had to be there ... but you weren't ... hang on ... I WAS ...

    And for those of you that missed that airshow ... you'll have to wait another two years for the NEXT one ....
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    Yup......

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