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    Wont be a problem when the HTC Pro2s & mobile printers are rolled out after the field trials (Got to love technology)

    Having said that I have been able to read most of it even thought it took a while lol.

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    Just noticed the issuing officer could be M SLOBB but more likely M52088. Slobb is apt for the scrawl
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    I'm sure you've had important drugs administered from worse writing than this. I must admit though - it's not great, and it could look a little more professional.

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    As per normal I'd be pleading 'not guilty' and waiting for the paperwork, if it arrives. (It probably will though, there's cash to be made here.) When it is determined what the details actually are then I'd be taking everything to John Campbell (twat that he is) and making mockery of the officer on national TV.

    If the officer can't write a legible ticket then that officer shouldn't be writing them. (And we pay these clowns how much?)

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    Hasn't this has been done to death and beyond? There have been tickets issued with incorrect demerits, incorrect name, incorrect officer number, incorrect rego, you name it. At the end of the day, the person has to pay it because you can't get away with a 'minor' error on the ticket or some shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by breakaway View Post
    Hasn't this has been done to death and beyond? There have been tickets issued with incorrect demerits, incorrect name, incorrect officer number, incorrect rego, you name it. At the end of the day, the person has to pay it because you can't get away with a 'minor' error on the ticket or some shit?
    I don't think Mom's looking for an out, merely just a pisstake at the illegible writing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by breakaway View Post
    Hasn't this has been done to death and beyond? There have been tickets issued with incorrect demerits, incorrect name, incorrect officer number, incorrect rego, you name it. At the end of the day, the person has to pay it because you can't get away with a 'minor' error on the ticket or some shit?
    Nothing on the ticket is incorrect, you just cant read it, im in no doubt that the ticket will have to be paid, no issue there at all....I got caught riding over the speed limit, got issued a ticket and I will happily pay.
    Im such a nice person that I even pulled over and stopped before the cop arrived at me, I knew the flashing lights were for me.
    But upon receiving the ticket, it was like getting a hand written letter from someone in Russia.

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    You Shouldnt be getting tickets anyway. Damned menaces to society. You couldve run over my kids.
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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Nothing on the ticket is incorrect, you just cant read it, im in no doubt that the ticket will have to be paid, no issue there at all....I got caught riding over the speed limit, got issued a ticket and I will happily pay.
    Im such a nice person that I even pulled over and stopped before the cop arrived at me, I knew the flashing lights were for me.
    But upon receiving the ticket, it was like getting a hand written letter from someone in Russia.
    I thought we had worked out that you were riding like arse and impersonating Brian Eno?
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    I bet the P.I.G. that wrote it cant even read it, it looks like my writing & fucked if I can ever read my own writing.
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    Have you taken this letter to a chemist?
    The dispensing person will surely be able to interpret this scrawl... and probably give you some tablets/oinkment to assist the problem.



    Seriously: Send it off to the infringement office and say "clarify please!!".
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    I would have thought that legible handwriting would be a prerequisite for the police...obviously I am wrong...
    I 'm with Swoop, get them to interpret it...odds on, they can't.
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    Is your plate 112KQ?
    if so your fucked $120 for doing 19 to much

    if not keep your mouth shut
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    I'll guess we have to wait for the reminder to figure this one.

    Good chance it won't say the same thing as what it looks like to you or me.

    BTW, you have been a naughty girl. 119k, allowing for typical speedo error means you where doing around 130kph indicated?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    I'll guess we have to wait for the reminder to figure this one.

    Good chance it won't say the same thing as what it looks like to you or me.

    BTW, you have been a naughty girl. 119k, allowing for typical speedo error means you where doing around 130kph indicated?
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    Nonono,

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