Attention KB Legal Brain Trust

[Toaster]

This infringement notice was received. Can any of you lot determine anything from it appart from the alleged speed, the fine applicable and the demerit points to be recorded?

Infact lets have a competition to see line by line what it actually says.

No issue with the ticket, just we cant read it is all.

If only I had seen that sooner. I just had coffee yesterday with the Inspector in charge of road policing operations. I would have LOVED to show him that one. Utterly disgraceful to write an infringement like that - as an ex-cop that REALLY peeves me off. Completely unprofessional and worth taking further.

Now I need to go pull a wheelie just to let off my aggro.

[Maha]

Im such a nice person that I even pulled over and stopped before the cop arrived at me, I knew the flashing lights were for me.
But upon receiving the ticket, it was like getting a hand written letter from someone in Russia.

Was this "person" stopped? Or did the notice just arrive in the mail?

As mentioned before, I stopped.

[Toaster]

Well Mark clearly it is not you who was the rider.

How I read the bad bits:


Forename: MAUX

Family Name: JIMO - your dominatrix name??

Address: 63 Purvvy Street, Gumkumtin - must be a new part of the super city right?

Occupation: Enter Lmya - eh? you moonlighting in some weird sect?

DOB: 27/7/62 ( If it was you it would be 1970s right???)

Time: 14US - is not a valid 24 hour time!

Vehicle type: M\U or L? - "Motorcycle" has a few more letters!

Vehilce Make: UNDA - is that a russian bike version of a Lada?

Rego: ??? could be anything!

TSL no: X - was he blowing you kisses??????????????????

Road: SH0 - cant find it anywhere on the map.... near SH1?

Locality: Silmdms - must be somewhere on SH0!

OFFENCE: Ends Rynd (1W) Nnmnn @119 - new one on me!!

Then the cop does you for a dollar each in the next two offences of "/" whatever that was.

Speed limit: CW (Cat Wheeze?)

Officer Number: Well initials are MS. "Muppet Stupid"?

You dont have to pay until 28 days from the year 1D

[Maha]

So thats a 'G' at the start of the town where I live??....
Yet on the ticket, it looks the same letter as the last letter in my first name?
That would make me....Maug?....

[Toaster]

Yeah well, where an infringement notice in illegible it is pretty much difficult if not impossible to enforce collection of the fine. I would dispute this as unreasonable to be expected to act upon this notice which literally no-one can read. It is not clear who it is for, what it is for, or pretty much anything!

I suggest they drop it or face a complaint. The infringement bureau would surely throw it out when they see it!

[Maha]

Yeah well, where an infringement notice in illegible it is pretty much difficult if not impossible to enforce collection of the fine. I would dispute this as unreasonable to be expected to act upon this notice which literally no-one can read. It is not clear who it is for, what it is for, or pretty much anything!

I suggest they drop it or face a complaint. The infringement bureau would surely throw it out when they see it!

You wanna see the letter my legal team wrote and posted, along with a copy of the original ticket....
Personally I think its a joke, I didnt even look at the ticket until later that day. When it got handed to me, I just folded it and put in my pocket, thanks mate see ya kinda thing.
I got pinged fair and square, I was at fault, I shouldn't have been riding over the posted speed limit along SH0.
I will pay the fine, not a problem, but will wait to hear back form the powers that be.
I mean, why waste $120 if I dont really have to?

[caseye]

Wasn't me I was in an ambulance at the time

Yeah and I'd bet pounds to pennies the poor bloody AMBO was under pain of "death" if he didnt beat that Mad Nonda rider to the Hospital! LOL If thats not your rego number , then ignore this and anything else sent to you.Don't reply to anything that isn't sent to YOU or your correct rego number got it? Good.
Lurv ewe Mom.

[Max Preload]

I will pay the fine, not a problem, but will wait to hear back form the powers that be.
I mean, why waste $120 if I dont really have to?

Make up your damn mind!

[Stirts]

I got pinged fair and square, I was at fault, I shouldn't have been riding over the posted speed limit along SH0.

I thought it was SH

[Patrick]

Yeah well, where an infringement notice in illegible it is pretty much difficult if not impossible to enforce collection of the fine. I would dispute this as unreasonable to be expected to act upon this notice which literally no-one can read. It is not clear who it is for, what it is for, or pretty much anything!

I suggest they drop it or face a complaint. The infringement bureau would surely throw it out when they see it!

11ZKQ (If I read that right....) doing 119 on SH1 Silverdale, time and date is there, license holder number is about the only thing that is actually really clear..... everything needed to outline the "alleged" offence committed by that license holder.....

But as above - a good letter will see it tossed. It should never have got past his supervisor. In some ways for you, it should be good that it did. My money is on it getting tossed.

[MSTRS:Me]

This infringement notice was received. Can any of you lot determine anything from it ...

Oh oh...pick me...I can tell some stuff...
The writer is not an English as First language type. In fact, I think (he?)'s Welsh.
Did that help?

[Ratti]

can't wait to see how this works out.

[Maha]

Gots me a letter for the Police today...
My people wrote them a very well worded letter about the infringment notice and the results are.......
Well read for yourself......

[bogan]

Gots me a letter for the Police today...
My people wrote them a very well worded letter about the infringment notice and the results are.......
Well read for yourself......

nice! wonder if the officer had to go back to school for handwriting lessons

[Mom]

nice! wonder if the officer had to go back to school for handwriting lessons

He may have had to go back for an attitude adjustment too for what it's worth