Retribution

[R-Soul]

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

No in SA thieves never get caught because they are at the bottom of a pile of 200 murders per detective, and they dont have time for small stuff.
But try tax evasion and see how quicly you are getting ass raped...

[SMOKEU]

No in SA thieves never get caught because they are at the bottom of a pile of 200 murders per detective, and they dont have time for small stuff.
But try tax evasion and see how quicly you are getting ass raped...

Or if you're driving a truck that cops suspect is overweight they'll send to to a weigh bridge and make you dump your stash and give you a huge fine even if the truck is only slightly overweight.

[Love my Bonnie]

I had my Street Triple crashed and written off by the garage when it went for a service a few weeks ago. All I wished for was not to get shafted. It didn't happen.

Me? Bitter? Nooo....

Oh my goodness, wouldn't that just rip ya nightee!!

[Maha]

Being the gentle and caring person that I am, I would wish for......he/she be sentenced to a whole day with Crazy Steve!


Caring Maha.

[R-Soul]

Or if you're driving a truck that cops suspect is overweight they'll send to to a weigh bridge and make you dump your stash and give you a huge fine even if the truck is only slightly overweight.

And your stash may come back somewaht lighter...

[SMOKEU]

And your stash may come back somewaht lighter...

It happened to my uncle once. He had to dump about half of his juice stash that he had in the back. He owns a juice factory.

[hospitalfood]

I had to go for dead, even with missing limbs people can continue to be a problem.

To be honest I would rather catch them trying to steal one of my bikes and shoot them, the hard part is deciding if I shoot to kill or just wound ? And what caliber / shot to use ?
A good friend has a sign up at his house " trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again "

[spacemonkey]

I had to go for dead, even with missing limbs people can continue to be a problem

True, Ol Graeme Burton hasn't exactly changed much since losing his leg.

[Tunahunter]

Death by Bunga Bunga!

[boman]

Dead.

Or dead.

Or even dead, would be good.

[JATZ]

Castrated and a tatto on there forehead saying "thief"

thievin scum should be dropped in a hole 2 feet round by 30 feet deep and only let out when they shit their way to the top

These 2 should really be options in the poll

Death by Bunga Bunga!

WTF is a bunga bunga. It sounds painfull so it should be a poll option too

[Old Steve]

I've voted for a deceased thief, but in my heart of hearts I would like them to live so I could lure them down a dark alley somewhere where I could deal to them appropriately with a baseball bat.

[caseye]

Dead is too quick! Definitely death is the only viable option.Think about it.We already support shit loads of dole bludging one armed thieves and murderers.Slow shooting a .22 cal round in each joint starting at the toes and working up Missing None.Make sure the likely offenders in your area are there to witness it TOO! Wouldn't have to do many.

[apes]

my preferred option was missing, limbs missing and severely disfigured with no option of reconstructive surgery, so when anyone asks how it happened he'd have to relive the moment, I don't want the fucker to get off with instant death or even a slow agonising death over a couple of days, i wan't him to suffer for a very long time, me sadistic, only if you take me ride

[Tunahunter]

Bunga Bunga is an ancient African tribal punishment where the victim is rogered rigid by twenty of the tribe's most lusty warriors - sometimes the victim is offered 'death' as a preference to Bunga Bunga - but of course a crafty adjudicator can change the rules at the last moment and order death..............by Bunga Bunga. That's what this arsehole should get