Retribution

**scracha** · 15th April 2010, 00:04

So if someone steals your bike, crashes and writes it off......what do you wish for?

**Berries** · 15th April 2010, 00:20

Can't decide which of the bottom three to choose. Had a GPX 750 (black with Rizla green wheels) and spent half my redundancy money doing it up. Job done, took it for a ride over the UK Peak District to a mates to run it in and that night someone nicked it from outside his house. Nah. Now you have reminded me how I felt that night when I looked out the window and saw it missing. I hope the fuckers crashed and died.

**eelracing** · 15th April 2010, 00:32

An insurance payout and a trademe account.

It's a buyers market out there and i'm skint.

**Maki** · 15th April 2010, 02:34

Harry Callahan: "I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."

**kiwifruit** · 15th April 2010, 03:23

Unhurt but hopefully they'll get caught.

**Urano** · 15th April 2010, 04:02

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

Unhurt but hopefully they'll get caught.

hi mahatma

**Big Col** · 15th April 2010, 05:45

Dead is the only option. That was a trick Question wasnt it???

**Conquiztador** · 15th April 2010, 07:22

Nah, not dead. But injuries that will remind him/her about it all their life. I actually like the Arab worlds justice: If you get caught stealing you loose a hand...

**Pixie** · 15th April 2010, 07:22

You didn't have a rectal cancer option on the poll

**Bikemad** · 15th April 2010, 07:32

thievin scum should be dropped in a hole 2 feet round by 30 feet deep and only let out when they shit their way to the top

**slofox** · 15th April 2010, 08:01

Dead is too quick. Something to remind them for the rest of their life - "missing limbs" for example would be better....

mind you, then we'd be supporting them for the rest of their natural wouldn't we via welfare etc etc etc....verily, 'tis a mindfucker...

**scracha** · 15th April 2010, 08:57

Originally Posted by berries

Can't decide which of the bottom three to choose. Had a GPX 750 (black with Rizla green wheels) and spent half my redundancy money doing it up. Job done, took it for a ride over the UK Peak District to a mates to run it in and that night someone nicked it from outside his house. Nah. Now you have reminded me how I felt that night when I looked out the window and saw it missing. I hope the fuckers crashed and died.

They probably did if it was anything like the skinny tyred, underbraked evil handling piece of shit that was my GPX750.

Originally Posted by slofox

Dead is too quick. Something to remind them for the rest of their life - "missing limbs" for example would be better....

Kinda thought that...but you know. Once a bad apple, generally you're always a bad apple. Put them out their misery....nah...put the rest of us out of our misery and at least we wouldn't be paying out for them for the rest of their lives.

**imdying** · 15th April 2010, 09:04

I'm torn between death and slofox's excellent suggestion. Would have to be multiple limbs though, that cunt OAB is missing an arm and still rides rings around me

Don't limit it to bikes though, you don't steal other peoples shit.

**spajohn** · 15th April 2010, 09:16

All bashed up, or perhaps even missing an arm or leg will serve as a better reminder to their scumbag mates not to do the same, as they'll always be there to remind them.