Retribution

**bogan** · 15th April 2010, 09:18

karma will catch up with them regardless. Now for a less serious answer, how bout tattooing thief on their forehead, and put another insult up there each time, and tatoo right into the fucking bone so they can't have it lasered off

edit, dammit renegade bet me to it

**Sable** · 15th April 2010, 09:45

Missing limbs. The other options don't include suffering for decades. Death is too easy.

**Big Dave** · 15th April 2010, 09:55

I wish they didn't steal it.

**Bounce001** · 15th April 2010, 11:24

Missing limbs would be good. At least then they can't do a runner when you catch up with them...

**SMOKEU** · 15th April 2010, 11:41

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

**onearmedbandit** · 15th April 2010, 11:44

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

So no more stealing for you then huh?

**SMOKEU** · 15th April 2010, 11:48

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

So no more stealing for you then huh?

I aint no nigga g.

**onearmedbandit** · 15th April 2010, 11:54

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I aint no nigga g.

Wigga then?

**slofox** · 15th April 2010, 12:14

Originally Posted by renegade master

Castrated

Yep. At dawn. On an empty stomach...

**HenryDorsetCase** · 15th April 2010, 12:22

Originally Posted by Maki

Harry Callahan: "I shoot the bastard. That's my policy."

concur.

you could always (if you were in a sporting mood) give them the "Do you feel lucky? well do ya, punk?" sporting chance. Then shoot them. Oh yeah, he knew he had one left all the time.

**spacemonkey** · 15th April 2010, 12:37

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

In South Africa thieves get locked in a jail cell with at least 10 niggers who will rape their ass until there is no tomorrow. That's a good enough deterrent for most people.

Mind you the crime rates in Sth Africa don't tend to back up that theory too well..........

**ukusa** · 15th April 2010, 13:08

Originally Posted by Big Col

Dead is the only option. That was a trick Question wasnt it???

agree, death to the scum. I wouldn't worry too much about my bike. Death should also mean that the bike was sufficiently damaged enough to write it off, so a brand spanker with zero on the clock would be good too.

**SMOKEU** · 15th April 2010, 13:32

Originally Posted by spacemonkey

Mind you the crime rates in Sth Africa don't tend to back up that theory too well..........

True that.

**SMOKEU** · 15th April 2010, 13:33

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Wigga then?

Only when I've got mcdision vision.

**Yorkshire Dave** · 15th April 2010, 15:58

I had my Street Triple crashed and written off by the garage when it went for a service a few weeks ago. All I wished for was not to get shafted. It didn't happen.

Me? Bitter? Nooo....