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    The Girl Paradox

    This is why you should date women.
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    Unless you're a KBer, as I think most would just settle for a girl with a pulse.


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    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
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    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.


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    diagrams are awesome. here's one on jesus.
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    Hey, you missed Brian Tamaki out of that one......

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    I would marry Venn Diagrams if I could.
    Problem solved then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rie View Post
    This is why you should date women.
    So where do you fall?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    So where do you fall?
    Definitely annoying.






    Don't beat me again Rie - I said nice thing about your murder-kitty remember!


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
    Quote Originally Posted by maddad View Post
    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Definitely annoying.
    You sure she hasn't dated you yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    You sure she hasn't dated you yet?
    She's too smart for that.


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
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    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.


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    i believe that at 23 i have well exceeded the parameters of this venn diagram.

    you can avoid the devastating conclusions reached from this venn diagram by dating women not girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    She's too smart for that.
    Fair enough, but according to some you're still an arsehole.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rie View Post
    i believe that at 23 i have well exceeded the parameters of this venn diagram.

    you can avoid the devastating conclusions reached from this venn diagram by dating hot girls.
    Amazing how many there are too
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Unless you're a KBer, as I think most would just settle for a girl with a pulse.
    pretty sure thats optional..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Fair enough, but according to some you're still an arsehole.
    Only those that know me.


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    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
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    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.


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    I think women are best represented with pie charts.
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