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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    ...I did take a photo of the damage but I got home to find my iPhone is dead, wtf?
    Yeah mine did the same thing after 6mths of use..

    They replaced it..

    Crazy Steve.
    Last edited by Virago; 26th April 2010 at 19:12. Reason: HTML

  2. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    You have a grand worth of telephone but you dont have a rear tyre.

    Steve
    Its not just a phone you Dork !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Crazy Steve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    How does an unemployed man have an iPhone?
    Easy, just buy and sell Meth ! !

    Crazy Steve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Nothing left to do but ring Taupo's most famous Kiwibiker.....Katman.
    So did he utter his three favorite words to seal the deal? if you know what I mean!
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    'Kin a you is a tard.

    Always visual check tyres, brake pads, chain and the obvious fittings before inserting the key on any decent ride.

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    Good story...thanks Katman for helping this fella out. Really nice to read something wonderful on KB...thanks.

    Sorry to hear you are unemployed and the bank is sad...hope things change for you in the future.

    And, you are so right, what would someone do on a day when they don't have to work....ride.

    Man you be one clever clogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    'Kin a you is a tard.

    Always visual check tyres, brake pads, chain and the obvious fittings before inserting the key on any decent ride.
    The worst part is I did do a visual check, and in my infinite wisdom deduced the tire was getting near the end of its usefull life but easily had enough meat on it for a squirt to Taupo and back.


    Seems my infinite wisdom may need tweaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Good story...thanks Katman for helping this fella out. Really nice to read something wonderful on KB...thanks.

    Sorry to hear you are unemployed and the bank is sad...hope things change for you in the future.

    And, you are so right, what would someone do on a day when they don't have to work....ride.

    Man you be one clever clogs.
    the bank won't be sad. they will be charging you "honour" fees and interest and penalty interest on your overdraft and a fee for you ringing up and another fee for having an account and another fee for the reaming they are about to give you, and then fees because. well just because. then there's the "question " fee "Why are y ou reaming me?" " cost you $25 to find out, its OK we'll just debit your account" "OK now why are you reaming me?" "um, because we can, hope thats cleared that up"
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    Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.

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    Kathmandu! (too good just to be a tag)
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post

    So out of interest how many K's did you get out of the tyre, and what did you put on?
    7400km

    The new tyre was a used tyre, Only put on to get me home.

    Bike will have to be parked up while I mull over a way to get tyres, at the moment the phone is a bigger stress, Was negotiating with 2 companies for employment, and hoping to hear from 2 others in regards to job interviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Well congrats to KM...
    He helped you out of a bit of a sittuation there.....
    Kat T Man would help most out given the chance, sorry to blow your cover Steve!...

    But dont go all soft on us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Steve View Post
    Its not just a phone you Dork !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Crazy Steve.
    Its also a dildo....fucking giant one...

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    It wasn't a Continental tyre by any chance was it? I got caught out by one of those. The final 200 km chewed out bloody quick on a tyre that looked serviceable in the garage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miloking View Post
    Its also a dildo....fucking giant one...
    Sounds more like a lemon.

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